All Truth Within Range

I am Cai Ji, a killer who has no emotions! Don't get me wrong, I'm very strong, I'm the fastest cumming man in the park. Um? What are you thinking about? As a killer, I firmly believe that everything is true within the range. As long as I shoot fast enough, no one can beat me. Ahem, let's get back to the point, here's the thing, I was very... Blah blah blah blah... Passerby A: Who is this? Why are you so verbose? Passerby B: You don't even know this? This is a second man! Passerby C: Damn it, is it true? How fast? Passerby: I heard it happens tens of thousands of times per second! "Fuck 666!" …