Turning into a Cat Just Before Confessing

What do you do when you turn into a cat? Asking online, and it’s pretty urgent. Thanks for the invite. I’m in X City, and I’ve just been adopted. A story about how I turned into a cat on the night I confessed my feelings, then somehow ended up being taken home by the person I confessed to. What? You think this is some kind of pet-raising romance? Seriously! It’s clearly the story of my suffering. I want a partner! A partner! Who wants an owner?