Retrograde Bliss

"Why do you have to go to India?" "Because it is the Paradise in Journey to the West!" "Come on! Even if it is Paradise, it belongs to Indian men. It has nothing to do with you. Going there is just suffering." "I don't care. Anyway, you just say, do you want to go?", "Go, go, go! As long as you give me money, you are God", "Then let's go from the east!", "Why?! Isn't it closer from the west?!", "No, have you seen Journey to the West? There are so many monsters on that side! Oh! Why did you choose a fool?", "...", "..."