I Really Am a Director!

A producer: “You? A director? Tie a dog to the camera and it’d do a better job than you!”

A reporter: “Have you ever seen a director like this? He has an average of twenty assistant directors following him around.”

An assistant director: “Do you know what depth of field is? Do you know what a close-up is? Do you know what composition is? How did you become a director?”

A famous director: “Chen Feng becoming a director is absolutely the greatest disgrace in the history of Chinese cinema!”

Chen Feng looked utterly innocent. “I really am a director!”

To prove that he really was a director, Chen Feng started writing and became a bestselling author; he started making films and became a triple-crown Best Actor; he went on variety shows and became the King of Variety Shows!