My Salty Fish Life in Dakang

I took a look at the comment section and was blown away. This book was actually highly recommended by the editor! ! ! That editor is so blind

I vomited, what I wrote before is very good, but when I see a woman, I turn into a bitch

After reading Chapter 33, I realized that his father is living a salty life and his son is a tool man.

Still can't help but complain. This setting cannot be changed casually. At the beginning, the protagonist caused a stir in the city because he killed more than two hundred human traffickers. Or was it because he acted bravely to save people and had to fight back. If he didn't fight back, he would be killed immediately. Just saying that he would be killed shows how low the clan's status is. Later, he said that he would hurt the clan without any reason. Is this a rule left by Taizu? ? ? ? ? Full of questions? ? ? According to this regulation, none of those human traffickers can escape. Isn't this protagonist a member of the clan? They all stabbed themselves, thinking it was a trick, but it turned out to be useless. Later, even Junnu came out and was almost killed. This was not mentioned at all. A person who secretly hid weapons and intended to rebel was not labeled casually. Let's talk about this gunpowder, it's outrageous. The protagonist had already used it to blow up the river, and it was so powerful. The emperor just ignored it and just did it for the protagonist himself. He was not afraid that one day he would be blown up. He also said that he had to guard the clan all the time, but other people had put big weapons in front of him, so the emperor just ignored it, and he was surrounded by some powerful ethnic minority countries. He also boasted about how strong those people were through polo and rugby games, but in the end, he didn't think of using this to fight. Obviously, as soon as the alcohol came out, he immediately thought of fighting. Finally, let's talk about the character of the protagonist. You said you wanted to be a salted fish, but in the end you kept looking for things to do for yourself. To put it nicely, it was for the country and the people, but you are completely beside the point. This is a salted fish life, not a life of struggle. Then when he saw a woman, he lost his mind and turned into a licker, right? He just couldn't forget Qiu Xiang. Later, he knew that this was the prince's woman, but he still couldn't forget her. I was convinced. If nothing happened to the prince, he would probably be the queen. Later, when the prince married her, After being killed by her, the protagonist still misses her. Come on, the prince is still somewhat related to the protagonist. Is this woman so good? The protagonist has several of her own, and she has never touched any of them. The protagonist's dog-licking character is disgusting.

It's a no-brainer for novices, but for old bookworms, it's enough to read about forty chapters, and forget about the rest.

This book is really bad and not good to read. Please don't read it. It's a waste of money to buy more than 100 pictures. It's really boring. 😒Junk books,

There were not so many rebels near the capital of the last dynasty

He started preaching again and again, popularizing common sense in science. It's dizzying to watch. Author, your writing is so good, okay? ? ? ?

To be honest, the many negative reviews in the book review section are nothing. (Except for the one who complained about the embroidered clothes guard... Because what he said, I agree with.) To get back to the point, the really bad thing about this book is not the ones that make me feel poisonous. What is the main plot of the first volume? My personal opinion is: the protagonist's business rise and the mystery of the death of the former prince. As a result, at the end of the volume, the author arranged a paradoxical ending. No one who deserved to die was alive, and everyone who didn't deserve to die was almost dead. If you don't kill the culprit, I know you are doing it to set up the plot. But at least you should kill the one who assassinated you, right? As a modern person, a time traveler, and a doctor of physics, you don't understand that in ancient times, if you didn't establish power and protect your business, are you sure you can continue? What's more, you are a member of a powerless clan. Ordinary people don't dare to bully you, and civil servants everywhere don't dare to bully superiors and subordinates to trick you? Do you think too highly of the moral integrity of civil servants? It is logical for the son of the governor of water transportation in the book to assassinate the protagonist. Because of his identity, it would not be a big deal to kill you. He dares, but others don't? Since the protagonist has guessed the murderer, even if he is not sure, he should make a bold assumption and be careful to confirm. The protagonist should plan for revenge instead of doing nothing all day long. Besides, if you encounter such an assassination and no one else can find it, you can give up. As the father of the protagonist and the emperor's brother, can you give up looking for the murderer? The protagonist's mother was born in a general family. How could she allow her son to suffer such a big loss and remain indifferent and do nothing? The name of this book is "My Salty Fish Life in Dakang". I originally thought that the protagonist in the author's novel should be a character similar to "Zhou Gongdan", but I didn't expect that after the end of the first volume, he was rushing to become the emperor. And in the second volume, the one who ran away, the mastermind of the murder of the former prince and the third prince, the son of the Minister of Civil Affairs, became a traitor for the so-called revenge, for revenge against Dakang? This is even more illogical, okay? Such a loyal second prince, is he gay?

The end of this book is just a joke. In other countries, no one monitors the consulates when they go out at night? Is there no one watching secretly when I go out during the day? It also brings them together for meetings.

Just finished writing in narration style. It started again. I originally liked this novel, but the author's writing... Made me a little tired of it 😭😭😭.

I read the first chapter one by one and skipped the next one. It feels more and more boring. There are too many problems. The main character has a problem with his thinking. It's too cheesy.

It's amazing. You said it was a salty life, and then you always made trouble in front of the emperor. You talked about living a cool life, and then you jumped around in front of the emperor. You just said that even though you are an emperor, it is very strange to beat your brother's son. Besides, gambling was legal in ancient times, and you could still be caught. I was confused when I saw it.

Seeing that the protagonist wants to teach the technique of making explosives to a woman who is not related to her and can't see the form clearly, I don't want to continue reading. Let's think about the level of explosives in ancient times.

A locust plague or something is solved by eating? Just take it as a joke and write it down. First, the food chain tells us that the maximum energy transfer efficiency does not exceed 20%. Second, explode locusts? Where is the oil? Third, the modern response to locust plagues is only early warning and preparation in advance, and this is because we have hybrid rice and international grain merchants. In ancient times, eating locusts can be used as a political inspiration and can inspire people's hearts, but we must not advocate that this can cure locust plagues, and let the rulers use this as an example. This is stupid.

I don't understand at all. What are you trying to do to offend the prince for a servant you don't know at all? (And the beating is deserved. If the fight is good, the gambling is justified). And the bastard who snitched, you just want to say that the snitch can be reused. Since the royal family cannot be an official, he is sure that he will not be discovered. If he offends a group of relatives in one breath, how will he mess around in the future?

I have read most of this book and would like to express my own opinions. Some of the poisonous points are really unbearable. 1 Qiu Xiang. The author set her appearance to be Yaya (I didn't know who it was at first, but after reading the book review, I found out that it was about Tong Liya). The author brought real emotions into the novel and set her as a beauty ceiling. To be honest, this is not good. Book friends immediately lose their sense of involvement, it is easy to get into drama, and they have no room for imagination. 2 The author designed the protagonist to be a bit like a 🐷 brother, a loser. When I first saw Qiu Xiang, I thought, haha, that's right, brother, and even called out Yaya (in front of many people, and then successfully attracted attention, so I asked you if you were embarrassed), and then I saw Su Xiaoxue staring at others for a long time. Those who don't come back to their senses (when they first met, he thought her smile was pretty), and those who get along with Qiu Xiang. The book also mentions that Boss Su was taken over because she has a bit of Yaya's temperament. The author really likes Tong Liya 3 Character creation. The author actually made the protagonist a saint? ! How dare you? ! ? ! Anyone who has read the book will know that saints are mentioned at every turn in the book, and the supporting characters praise everyone and say that they are worthy of being born saints. Have you ever seen a saint in his teens, haha. Moreover, no one can judge a saint while he is alive. Saints bear too much, and the protagonist is not worthy at all. Do you think it's not good to describe young people's morale by describing them as being talented in writing, handsome in youth, and suave? They have to be saints or something like that. 4 Copying books is disgusting. The author's copying of books is not the same as other books. He copied "Fish, What I Want", "Encouragement to Learning", "Teacher's Talk", "Yueyang Tower" and so on. I asked if this could be written by a teenager, and you don't have that kind of life situation at all. Forcibly copying is just embarrassing 5 The contrast between the characters is too great. I had no knowledge and skills before, but later I was able to write classics. Without that kind of literary quality, it is impossible for you to write a classic that has been handed down for generations. 6. In the battle part, this battle was really sudden. Gao Jingzhen just paddled the water. Smoke was everywhere for no reason, and he even named it a hell cocktail. Isn't it embarrassing? It reminded me of a book I read before. The protagonist was selling fried chicken, and he had to say that he was selling KFC, which forced him to find embarrassment.

Why can gasoline be obtained by filtering oil? Did I learn chemistry for nothing?

I really can't stand it lately. The Dakang government is a people-friendly one, but everyone in the world is the enemy; the officials in the imperial court say that they are all capable people and strangers, but the two princes died in an unknown way, and assassinations continued around the capital; the Xiuyiwei said that it was awesome, but in the end no news could be found; the title of the book said that it was a salted fish life, but in the end he was busy all day long. Especially what kind of things have been written recently. When I saw the title, I didn't want to subscribe anymore!

It's so sick that the book starts with a series of science popularizations. If you write about the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, I will recognize it. It is a dynasty that is nonsense. I keep popularizing science. The key is just copy and paste. I don't know if it is correct or not.

The biggest problem is that a real-life celebrity was used. I didn't have any feelings for that person at first, but now I really hate this actress. This is all the credit of the author...

This book contains too much stuff, and the first chapter exalts the Qing Dynasty and downgrades the Ming Dynasty. I'm afraid it's just another left behind.

What acrimon, acrimon, it makes me sick just looking at it. I only know that there is such a thing as dog licking. I haven't seen it yet, but now I have seen it.

Seeing the recent plot, one Lin Hao was stirring things up behind the scenes, with all kinds of schemes emerging one after another. The key court had no feeling at all. It seemed that the villain was too invincible and the court was too incompetent. Although it was just to set up obstacles for the protagonist, the whole country did not receive any news. It is too fake. If you really don't take national institutions seriously, you are still wanted nationwide.

I don't understand the author very well. You like real-life celebrities, and you want to realize your sexual dreams in the book. I understand you, but you just wrote it in this book that is meant to be read. Why should everyone accept your hobby?

Your writing is so bad and stupid, and you still have so many subscriptions. It's really not easy. It's quite strong.

The author's last book, Rebirth: The Strongest Life, was a novel about the Holy Virgin licking dogs, which was particularly poisonous. This book can be imagined. Is this book written by the author still read? I don't understand, are there so many readers of Qidian who like Dog Licking Madonna?

The difference between ordinary people and normal authors and water gods. How to water 1. How ordinary people write: I put the battery into the flashlight. 2. Normal author's writing: I stuffed two AA batteries into the somewhat worn flashlight. 3. How Water God writes: Today is March 234, 2025. I wrote this in my notebook. One hour has passed since the power outage notified by the neighborhood committee. The top priority now is that I need to prepare a flashlight that can shine. Now, I have an old-fashioned flashlight in my hand. Holding it, I felt an uneasy feeling in my heart. I looked at it and found that, like other old-fashioned flashlights, it had a cover on the hip that could be opened by rotating. When I opened the lid, as I expected, I was speechless when I faced the empty space inside. My brows furrowed tightly, and the feeling of wanting to commit suicide by throwing myself into a lake hit me from all directions. Because I was faced with a difficult choice - go downstairs and buy two batteries, or find two batteries at home. Where is life without trouble? Although it is daytime and I haven't had breakfast yet, as an old-fashioned flashlight, it does not have two AA batteries in it, which is very, very unreasonable. Who has ever heard of such a thing? How could I allow it to happen when no one has ever heard of it? ? I'm human too! I have feelings too! ! ! It's just... Making a choice is really, really hard. When I go downstairs to buy batteries, I have to put on clothes and pants, I have to be careful that I forgot to bring my keys, I have to avoid speeding cars on the street, and I have to be wary of meteorites in the sky. Thinking of this, I am speechless... But if you look for it at home, my dear friends, after this age, who else still has AA batteries in their home? I thought about it over and over again, and was in a dilemma. I thought about it for almost two hours. . . . Finally, I couldn't help but let out a deep sigh. Well, I can only put these two AA batteries in my pocket. These two batteries were love tokens given to me by my former and former girlfriends. I thought I didn't have to make such a sacrifice, but it wasn't true. Everyone was involved in the whirlpool of flashlights and batteries. Life is a life of problem solving, and if you have an old-fashioned flashlight that doesn't have the right center of gravity, stick the batteries in it. I pressed the switch of the flashlight and it turned on. The brightness of this flashlight, which only relies on the power generated by the AA battery to provide energy, is undoubtedly weak compared to lithium battery flashlights. But this does not hinder its value to me. Physics teacher Einstein Chen once explained this principle to me. Unfortunately, I have forgotten that the human brain is a good thing. It will always quietly forget something as time goes by. Those memories can be painful and unforgettable, but they can also be so ordinary. So I don't have any expectations for the brightness of the No. 1 Battery. It can barely illuminate enough to see, but it flickers a little, reminding me of the danger of darkness. In such a dark environment, the abnormality of the flashlight is simply fatal. The steady flashing flashlight light affected my breathing. I was actually very nervous. The split ends of the thirteenth hair on the right side, near my right ear and my temple, along the corner of my eye, were all consciously closed and twisted into a ball. My armpits were wet with sweat, and the exposed body odor exposed my panic and anxiety. At this time, I had to calm down and swallowed a sip of water subconsciously. I was not sure if the saliva was there. I have bad breath. Although I am still chewing two two-dollar Green Arrow chewing gum, I can no longer think about anything else in such a tense environment. Take a deep breath, stay calm, okay, continue, think like Putin the Great, think about how to deal with this problem. First, it needs to be divided into three steps: step one... Two... Three...(I don't want to write it down, I'm going to end it). Oh no! Wait, where did I get my girlfriend from? How can a normal person carry around AA batteries!

The previous part was okay, but the substitution of modern stars into ancient times felt very toxic. Not everyone is a star-chaser and not everyone knows the stars the author is talking about. I was almost persuaded to quit after seeing this. I hope the author writes less plots like this. Apart from that, this book is still very good, so I ordered all of it●‿●.

The author hates Zhu Yuanzhang so much, does he want to return to the Yuan Dynasty and become his grassland savage?