
I, Chongzhen, Will Never Hang Myself
我崇祯绝不上吊
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- Historical
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- Song-Yuan-Ming Dynasties
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- 4y ago
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Even though there are difficulties and regrets, we still stand firm!
I think the author wrote it well and I like it very much. I hope what I say below will serve as motivation for the author to continue writing. Maybe some people don't think so. Maybe some people think so. But I think no matter what the author writes, the Ming Dynasty can shine so brightly in the writing, turning from mud into a tall city wall. I am somewhat emotional. I am a little proud and a little happy. These novels always remind me of the thought of "the sun and the moon are shining brightly, and the motherland is bright". Can think of the souls of those who still think of the Ming Dynasty after the death of the Ming Dynasty. Make up for the past historical regrets. To fill the gap, he expressed his deep regret and love for the Ming Dynasty. I can think of many. I think deeply about the five thousand years of feudal dynasty and five thousand years of dynastic history in China. But this is not a feudal restoration or an extreme preference for the feudal system. It's just a Chinese who sincerely loves his great and glorious civilization of five thousand years and regrets that he has missed many things in the civilization. This is patriotism. This is thinking. Not only me, but every Chinese person will have this thought. This is the inheritance in the heart, the romance in the heart. Chinese civilization has too many glories and too many regrets. We can work hard to revive our past glory. It's a pity, although it makes us feel sad. But we can learn from it and use it as a warning. We can write to make up for the regrets from a psychological perspective. One way or another. I believe that every author who writes these novels has a strong sense of patriotism and a strong sense of civilized self-confidence. At a time when China is rejuvenating, this kind of cultural confidence is needed. Patriotism, love for the culture of the motherland. It has always been every Chinese's own trump card, and it is also our trump card in the world. I hope the author can continue to work hard. "The sun and the moon are shining, and the motherland is bright." Now I can feel it eagerly. The strength of the motherland can make up for our past regrets and create new rejuvenation! Can let the Chinese nation stand erect in the east and even the world and radiate brilliance!
My opinion on Hong Chengchou
The book says that it is understandable that Hong Chengchou surrendered to the Qing Dynasty, so the author intends to reuse Hong Chengchou. I would just laugh at the rest, but I have to be more serious in order to clean up the traitors. It is really helpless for Hong Chengchou to surrender to the Qing Dynasty, and it is indeed understandable, but it is also helpless that after he surrendered to the Qing Dynasty, he was determined to make suggestions for the Manchus to rule the Han people? Can you understand why so many Han people were killed? The difference between Hong Chengchou, Shi Lang and other traitors and Wang Jingwei is that the former's master succeeded and the latter's master failed, but their essence is that they are all traitors.
After a quick operation, he turned out to be only two hundred and fifty. He had no soldiers, no money and no food, so he dared to collect taxes and check the wages, hahahahaha. Don't dare to move after you find out. This is simply a joke, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
It is recommended to launch biological warfare as early as possible. Taking advantage of the Black Death to devastate Houjin is the best way to fight in modern warfare.
There are nine and ten tribes at every turn. Don't you know who to let go to mine? And the most important ones are potatoes, corn, and sweet potatoes. In the Little Ice Age, even if you had money, you couldn't buy food. And the great man of that era, Xu Guangqi, an agriculture, physics, astronomy Shouldn't the health of the capital be managed? The plague in the Chongzhen period, ten houses and nine empty houses, and hot firearms to deal with the Jiannu cavalry. As well as glass, cement, soap, distilled wine, terra penicillin, surgical needles Developing the Age of Navigation or making good use of ancient crude oil can change war.
You might as well write a system. You have nothing to rely on. You kill so many high-ranking officials and you become the breadwinner of the family power behind the high-ranking officials. You don't even know how to die. The clan power is fake.
You are capable and your writing skills are good, but you are lazy! Don't talk nonsense! I have ordered all of your book. AK read it last month. I originally read the pirated version and read your comments at the end of the chapter. In addition, I am also a fan of this book. I know that it is not easy, so I also subscribed. Actually, I have already considered whether to pursue your book, because judging from your update, eight out of ten wines are for eunuchs. Please be sure to clarify the relationship between diligent updates and grades. It doesn't mean that your grades are good, you should update them seriously. But your results will be good only after you update carefully. The eagle is the best example.
Optimistic officials of the Ming Dynasty: began to work on Nanyang Pessimistic officials of the Ming Dynasty: began to grow braids
Can the Donglin Party be tortured to death? It's annoying to see them🥺
It is recommended that Chongzhen have a strong army before cleaning 👍
There was a leak in the Ming Dynasty Palace, there were spies everywhere, and the guards of the five armies of the Beijing camp were all useless. It can be said that Chongzhen was completely ignored and was hopeless, no matter who traveled through it. Unless all loyal ministers and good generals are summoned to seize the entire capital, resolutely throw away the big burden of the north, occupy Nanjing, wash the south of the Yangtze River with blood, and rebuild the imperial court, there is still some hope. Otherwise, the emperor will die no matter what he does, either falling into the water or being hacked to death and poisoned.
I always like to play exciting games. The ones that started in the seventh or eighth year of Chongzhen, the ones that started in more than ten years, and even the days before the destruction of the country, the first half of the month 😥. In fact, I think it is enough for people to start in the first year of the year. The difficulty is high enough. Although Chongzhen himself has a lot of tricks, the odd-numbered time traveler can do more than pacify Liaodong, wipe out the bandits, farm, write about industry, and sail.
My wrist is too stiff. I dare to do this without any preparation. I will die a hundred times.
Nowadays, when writing about Chongzhen, we always blame the civil servants for their incompetence and the generals for their incompetence. Don't forget that from the first year of Chongzhen to the seventeenth year of the Ming Dynasty, many civil servants and generals died on the battlefield in the battles with the bandits and the Manchus. They fought with them for seventeen years with meager food and wages. Even when Li Zicheng conquered Beijing, he still had Many officials of the Ming Dynasty committed suicide and died for their country. It was so easy for the Manchus to bring peace to the world. Most of the loyal and talented officials died in the past seventeen years. Most of the remaining officials were just grassroots. As the emperor, he could not employ people. The Ming Dynasty destroyed Chongzhen. It was the greatest responsibility of the emperor. It is not an exaggeration for the Qing Dynasty to call him Sizong.
The Ming Dynasty died at the hands of Chongzhen, he is the one who deserves to be killed
The author's wages in the Ming Dynasty were not low. Although they were paid in rice and other items, you can't calculate it in modern times. The industry in that era was not as cheap as it is now. If you include labor at that time, the wages were actually not low.
The author had an accident and his egg burst 🙂🙂🙂
From the outside, the introduction is all wrong. .
I hope I can ask someone else to be the best man next year
It's okay when it's a cool article, but it's cool when it's a historical article.
Wang Chengen (Teacher Wang Gang's version)
Wang Chengen (1612-April 25, 1644), a eunuch in the late Ming Dynasty, was a native of Bai'an Village, Bai'an Township, Xingtai County, Xingtai City, Hebei Province. He was under the name of the eunuch Cao Huachun. He was promoted to the eunuch Bingbi, the eunuch of the ceremonial department, and was deeply trusted by Chongzhen. When Li Zicheng invaded Beijing during the Jiashen Incident, he and Emperor Chongzhen hanged themselves in Meishan (Jingshan). Emperor Hongguang of the Southern Ming Dynasty heard about it and granted him the posthumous title of Zhongmin. Real name: Wang Chengen Era: Ming Dynasty Ethnic group: Han Birthplace: Bai'an Village, Xingtai City Birth time: 1612 Died time: April 25, 1644 AD Position: Chief of Ceremonies, Bingbi Eunuch Posthumous title: Zhongmin Main achievements: Supervising Beijing's soldiers and horses when Beijing was besieged, accompanying Emperor Chongzhen to die at Meishan Mountain. [Character Tombstone] Compared with Liu Jin and Wei Zhongxian, Wang Chengen's burial was much more glorious. When a dynasty is about to fall and hundreds of thousands of people are "disarmed", they can protect the monarch and not be afraid of powerful enemies. This shows a strong character of loyalty. So his death was full of tragic meaning. Wang Gang's role as Wang Cheng'en in the TV series "Love in the Country" fully demonstrates this meaning. Loyalty has its own benefits. The Manchu Qing Dynasty entered the Central Plains under the banner of "upholding the destiny of heaven and punishing the people for crimes". Shunzhi, the first emperor of the Qing Dynasty, built a monument for Wang Chengen's tomb while mourning Emperor Chongzhen. He was buried outside the gate of Emperor Chongzhen's mausoleum and asked him to "guard" the imperial mausoleum. Looking back at this period of history, we feel tragic. The existing tomb of Wang Chengen is still relatively well preserved. Only a mound with a diameter of 6 meters is left in the mausoleum, but the three-way stone tablets are completely preserved. Wang Chengen's tomb sits in the west and faces east. The first stele on the east side is 2 meters high. On the front, "Wang Chengen's Tomb" is inscribed in calligraphy by Ni Qin of Wu Xia. The most commendable thing about this stele is that the reliefs around its base are very vivid, depicting themes such as "Dragon Horse Carrying Book", "Rhinoceros Watching the Moon" and other myths and legends. The second stele is 4 meters high. It has a chi-headed turtle and a turtle on its back. There is the word "Imperial Construction" on the head of the stele. The inscription is 800 words and was personally written by Emperor Shunzhi of the Qing Dynasty (the 17th year of Shunzhi). The stele immediately in front of the tomb is 2 meters high, with its head square and square. At the head of the stele are the four characters "Yuzhi Jingzhong" and a 240-word inscription. It was written by Emperor Shunzhi when the Siling Mausoleum was being built in the second year of Shunzhi to commend Wang Chengen for being a "loyal minister who was the main minister and sacrificed his life for obedience". [Character's hometown] Wang Chengen's native place is Xingtai City, Hebei Province, and his hometown is Bai'ankou Village, Bai'an Township, Xingtai County, Xingtai City. Bai'ankou Village is located in the deep mountainous area of Taihang, on the north bank of Luochuan South Branch of Xingtai Road, with Xingzuo Highway passing through the village. The village was originally named Koudang. In the early Ming Dynasty, the surname Wang moved to settle here. Later, because the village was located at the mouth of Bai'an ditch, it was renamed Bai'ankou. This village is the hometown of Wang Chengen. The family trees of the villagers are recorded. According to village records, Li Zicheng went to Beijing. After the fall of the Ming Dynasty, officers and soldiers of the Qing Dynasty came to the village many times to investigate and interrogate Wang Chengen. Wang Chengen's family was afraid of being implicated and did not dare to admit that he was from the village. Therefore, the "History of the Ming Dynasty" recorded Wang Chengen's official position but no place of birth.
The author's heart is so good. He will be beheaded if he embezzles one hundred thousand taels. Can a family of three in the Ming Dynasty spend one tael of silver a month? If he embezzles ten thousand taels, his family will be exterminated. The protagonist must lead his troops to conquer the world at once, killing both the north and the south. Moreover, there is a grain-growing base in Thailand and Vietnam that can be harvested four times a year.
Oh my god, it's updated 😰😰😰😰😰😰
No, updated 24 days ago 😐
After reading Walker Hanhan's book, I felt inspired that I have written many books, but only "Stand Slave" has been signed. If Hanhan closes the book, then I will inherit his mantle😏
Don't be a eunuch
It's very well written. Please update it quickly. I'll give you all the votes.
It is not easy to write a book, but if you look at the author of "King Zhou, Spare Your Life", he has never thought about getting perfect Qin.
Chongzhen was the most unlucky emperor in history. He had the Flying Dutchman to the east, the She'an Rebellion to the south, Mongolia to the west, and the Jurchens to the north. There are natural disasters in the sky and earthquakes on the earth. The civil servants and gentry in the middle eat inside and outside 😅
To be honest, this book is of some quality. At least the story is good. Give you a vote.
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