Quick Transmigration: Drink Up This Dog Food

038 System: Host, where did you get those juicy tidbits?

Su Xi: Umm... Little 038, want some too?

The System looks at the heir being resuscitated amid the crowd, then at its Host hiding behind everyone and enjoying the show.

Suddenly, it feels kind of sorry for the heir...

System: Host, aren't you worried about the heir?

Su Xi, who has finished her gossip and pulled out a pear: If he dies, I'll just move on to the next one. The next one's even more obedient.

The heir: I can still be saved!

At the beginning...

038 System: The mission is complete, Host. Go kill yourself.

Su Xi: Okay.

She raises her hand and brings the blade down, killing herself in one blow.

Later...

038 System: Miss, you can draw your knife now.

Su Xi, pinned against the wall: Are you blind? Can't you see what's going on right now?

A certain person gone dark: Go ahead, make your move. Let's see who's faster.

Su Xi reaches out in despair: Put the gun down, you hear me!!!

(One-on-one romance, both leads are chaste, sweet romance, a little slow to warm up at first.)

"System: What should I do when my Host is always insulting me?"