How Could I Eat Soft Rice?

I was called from behind in the middle of the night! Han Yiling was really born. This is a world full of weird things and monsters running rampant, but they are involved in disputes. I could have conquered Kyushu with my sword and taken on all the seas with my gun, but I had no choice... "I originally set my heart towards the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch." "Sister Ghost King, let me sing you a song, or two." "Sister Demon King, let me give you a rap, a singing and dancing kind of thing." "My dear, don't be angry. I'll give you a section of spitting lotus flowers. If that doesn't work, then two sections?" "Your Majesty, I have created an original exercise method and a complete set of health care." "Sir, I have a plan." .......