My Stupid Girlfriend

[Nonsensical and hilarious] [accurate complaints] [hilarious touch] [turn of events] [intelligence-reducing friction] The protagonist's name is Gu Yue. To give a brief introduction, he is silly, slovenly, petite, and patient. This is a strange girl who blooms like a lily and has a spring breeze when she smiles. Her unique brain circuit has led to many hilarious stories. People said, "Gu Yue, your cat looks really good. Didn't you spend a lot of money on it?" She said: "It's so good. It's so ugly that it doesn't taste good at first sight. It's a loss." People said: "Yue Yue, how are you preparing for the exam?" She said: "I just made a wish for a shooting star. Let's see if God will grant me a wish tonight. If it does, then I will do well in the exam. If not, I will tell my fortune tomorrow and see if I can figure out what score I can get on ABCD." People say: "Yue'er, I like you." She said: "I have someone I like." Then she took out a mirror and said, "Look, how beautiful she is. How can I not like her and like you?"