She Comes from the Planet Hanpi

[Nonsensical and hilarious] [accurate complaints] [hilarious touch] [turn of events] [intelligence-reducing friction] The protagonist is called Gu Yue. Let me give you a brief introduction: Kerai, Good-looking, Flat-chested, White Deer, Airport, and Zebra Crossing. Maybe it's a genetic problem, but Gu Yue's brain circuit is not the same as everyone else's. People said, "Gu Yue, your cat looks really good. Didn't you spend a lot of money on it?" She said: "It's so good, but it doesn't taste good at first glance. It cost more than ten yuan, and it was less than half a catty when I bought it. All in all, it's more expensive than pork. It's a huge loss." People said: "Yue Yue, how are you preparing for the exam?" She said: "I just made a wish for a shooting star. Let's see if God will grant me a wish tonight. If it does, then I will do well in the exam. If not, I will tell my fortune tomorrow and see if I can figure out what score I can get on ABCD." People say: "Yue'er, I like you." She said: "I have someone I like." Then she took out a mirror and said, "Look, how beautiful she is. How can I not like her and like you?"