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The difference between ordinary people and normal authors and water gods. How to water 1. How ordinary people write: I put the battery into the flashlight. 2. The normal author's writing method: I stuffed two AA batteries into the somewhat worn flashlight. 3. How to write the Water God: Now, I have an old-fashioned flashlight in my hand. Holding it, I felt uneasy. I looked at it and found that, like other old-fashioned flashlights, it had a cover on the hip that could be opened by rotating. When I opened the lid, as I expected, I was speechless when I faced the empty space inside. My brows furrowed tightly, and the feeling of wanting to commit suicide by throwing myself into a lake hit me from all directions. Because I was faced with a difficult choice - go downstairs and buy two batteries, or find two batteries at home. Where is life without trouble? Although it is daytime and I haven't had breakfast yet, as an old-fashioned flashlight, it does not have two AA batteries in it, which is very, very unreasonable. Has anyone heard of such a thing? How could I allow something that no one had ever heard of to happen? ? I'm human too! I have feelings too! ! ! It's just... Making a choice is really, really hard. When I go downstairs to buy batteries, I have to put on clothes and pants, I have to be careful that I forgot to bring my keys, I have to avoid speeding cars on the street, and I have to be wary of meteorites in the sky. Thinking of this, I am speechless... But if you look for it at home, my dear friends, after this age, who else still has AA batteries in their home? I thought about it over and over again, and was in a dilemma. I thought about it for almost two hours. . . . Finally, I couldn't help but let out a deep sigh. Well, I can only put these two AA batteries in my pocket. These two batteries were love tokens given to me by my former and former girlfriends. I thought I didn't have to make such a sacrifice, but it wasn't true. Everyone was involved in the whirlpool of flashlights and batteries. Life is a life of problem solving, and if you have an old-fashioned flashlight that doesn't have the right center of gravity, stick the batteries in it.

It's the 21st century. When it comes to poison skills, I would like to call the author the strongest. Zhang Zhang's attack was like a tiger roaring and a dragon roaring, overwhelming mountains and seas. Today there are many people who have collapsed, and all the chapters have collapsed. Only the original one is actually an eternal talent 😊

This routine,,, every time, I didn't use my full strength, and the opponent still had low cards. After the fight, I used my full strength, and the opponent used low cards, and then it was so stupid that I couldn't beat it and could only be beaten to death. . . It's like this every time he hits me. I'm afraid you'll fall into the sea and not be able to get out.

There are fewer chapters every day. In the first day, there are three chapters each with no less than 15 pages. Then it became two chapters and 11 pages. Finally, I just made it euphemistically called two-in-one and added one chapter to 14 pages. Laughing to death. There are endless excuses and excuses every day. If the author couldn't do it, he would just tell the truth, and he would publish the chapters on time. Look at you again? Some even put it off until the afternoon of the next day! That's it? It would be better to just pull out the oxygen tube of this book. He is dying day by day. I'm just letting it go. I'll wait until you can return to three chapters a day with 15 pages per chapter. If it doesn't work, forget it. There is an author next door who is very diligent. He writes five chapters a day and never stops reading 11 pages per chapter. I might as well give this ticket to someone else. I don't care about others. Anyway, you are defeated by me.

Does this book count as a full subscription if I read it continuously like this?

I feel like the protagonist is the villain. The more I watch it, the less I like it.

Full booking + recommended tickets = extra refinement?

After reading it all, why can't I invest?

The author is awesome. He writes very well. Come on, it's hard work to update four chapters every day.

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What the hell, is this really something a human being can write? And those who wash the floors, can you please stop using Shuang Wen as a fig leaf every day? It's really unlucky.

Two books have already been unfinished. The author should think carefully about it. To be honest, writing books that are always unfinished will make readers lose their trust in you and make them hesitate to jump into the trap.

Don't watch it with your brain. It's very watery and not interesting. I'll give it up.

It was originally just a party, but I drank too much and had sex, so I gathered a crowd to cause trouble and molested the waiter. Now I am in the detention center. Don't worry, it's only four or five years, so don't be impatient.

The author's writing is very good, but it's boring if it always crashes.

Really, what a rubbish novel, with the same routines that haven't changed for thousands of years, I can't stand it.

It is simply extremely poisonous. It repeats the same routine every day. Every time, the brainless villain comes to the door. Everyone does not think highly of the protagonist. I am speechless. After such a long time, no one believes that the protagonist can defeat the enemy.

An emotionless upgrade machine, basically one-size-fits-all, with no plot. . . It looks very boring and weak.

Summarize the mentality of each force in the book: Sects on land: The protagonist is so strong, it doesn't matter! If I don't offend him, he won't offend me. We can just develop our own lives. We don't offend each other, and occasionally we can ask him about his spiritual practice! Disciples from the 6 Overseas Sects: The task given to me by the sect is to check whether this continent is a place of great contention. Well, there is a land god here, so let's kill him first, although there is no benefit in doing so. But I have the support of my sect. This person will definitely not be stronger than me, so I won't just kill him if he wants. Well, I actually can't beat him. It doesn't matter that there is a self-proclaimed ancestor in my sect who is about to die. As long as I run away, I will wake up my ancestor who has only the power of one blow to avenge me! What, what should I do if I can't run away? Impossible, I have the support of my ancestors, there is no way he would dare to kill me. Overseas sect leaders: Why would anyone dare to kill my sect's disciples? I must kill him. Overseas sects call themselves ancestors: How dare someone kill my sect's disciples? I want to go out and kill him. Even though he is at the same level as me, and even though it was my disciple who wanted to kill him first before he was killed in reverse, I cannot dare to kill my sect disciple. Ten Thousand Buddhas Hall: This protagonist is a bit strong. He has killed so many people at the same level as me. But there is an opportunity for me to break through with the protagonist, what should I do? Forget it, I'm a master at the same level as him, so I'll fight him first. If I can beat him, I'll kill him. If I can't, forget it. He will definitely not dare to kill me. Wan Jianmen: The strongest ancestor of our sect who is at the same level as the protagonist needs to seize the protagonist's niece to be resurrected, so let's take it. Although he is at the same level as the ancestor, he must not dare to offend us. After the ancestor is resurrected, the protagonist will definitely come over and play for us as a dog. Xianmen: Wow, those miscellaneous fish outside are having a great time, so let's join in and take action on the protagonist first. Although the protagonist is more powerful than us, it doesn't matter. As long as I want to kill him, he will not dare to resist. Myself: Are the people in these sects all poor in IQ and grew up eating rice fields? Author: As long as I change the map quickly enough, readers' question marks won't be able to catch up with me.

. . . This book is very white and quite bad, but I think it's very entertaining. I haven't seen such an embarrassing book for a long time 😁 It's much more interesting than the jokes 🤭

If you don't write this book properly, you have to write a new one. The new one is so rubbish that I probably won't be able to edit it anymore. I can obviously make a living from this one. Forget it, I guess the author is not short of money and can do whatever he wants.

I was wary of his last book, The Eunuch, and luckily I didn't spend any money on it. . . . Remember from now on, you can't trust the kind of eunuch who writes a book unless he has updated it. He has no credibility at all and what he says is just like farting.

To be honest, I haven't seen such a bad book in many years. It's outrageous

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Suitable for beginners, use one routine until death

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So beautiful. Come on, author, it's not enough 😭

I just realized that I had read more than a dozen of them before, but I couldn't remember why I abandoned the book. After reading five chapters, I remembered that there is only one routine in the whole book. It is not the so-called old routine. Old routines can also be used in new ways if they are well written, but this one is just a single routine, which keeps repeating. It looks like it was written by a human, but it feels a bit like a machine. In short, it is very boring and empty. Without any brains, you may be tortured to death. I don't understand why some people still say that it is well written. It seems a little hard to imagine how stretched these readers' minds are. Is this true? I was a little shocked just now, not because of the author, but when I think of Wandao Dragon King again, it's nothing.

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It's been a year in the blink of an eye! I feel a little emotional, time flies so fast