Drunk on You for Sixteen Years

Unlucky office worker Lin Qingxue has a difficult boss to deal with and bank collectors after her. Above her is a seventy-year-old mother, below her are young children. Her life was already frustrating enough, but she also has a husband with iron fists: verbal abuse whenever the mood strikes him, staying out all night as a matter of routine, throwing a punch whenever she resists, and even sending her multiple green hats... Life is harsh, her marriage is a battlefield, her phone falls onto the subway tracks, her son needs an IV, she gets fired, and she is constantly running back and forth to the hospital... Getting through each day becomes surviving a tribulation, and a prisoner becomes a criminal. With nowhere left to retreat, Lin Qingxue finally snaps: I want to fight back! I want freedom! I want to pick up my five-hundred-meter broadsword again, activate a hundred thousand cheats, overcome five passes and defeat six generals, and level up my life to the max! Her boss is arrogant? Get lost! This lady isn't serving you! Her husband is violent? Serve him a recording, a medical injury assessment, and a nonstop replay of the scripted-video footage, then send him straight to a legal education class! Debt pressure? It doesn't exist. Just sell some chicken feet to calm the nerves! Career crisis? I graduated from a prestigious school in the capital, so move aside first! As for a handsome doctor wanting an intimate relationship? Come on, hero, I'm no Liu Xiahui! What? A handsome man won't sleep with her for free and wants love in return? Fine, love it is. Dating doesn't cost anything! But why has the whole situation suddenly changed, darling? How about we get a marriage certificate first? Lin Qingxue nearly vomited three pints of blood and swore she would never agree. A certain someone flirtatiously dangled a card: Darling, here's a VIP card for an elite kindergarten and a luxury home in a top school district. Shall we date? Lin Qingxue gritted her teeth: Deal!