I'm Not Human Anyway

How does it feel to be led by a group of max-level monster bosses who are all of the imperial bloodline? The father beast said: A man must be strong-blooded. If anyone dares to challenge you, you will beat him down. The uncle said: We who are cultivators rely on loyalty. We have many brothers and if we can't fight one on one, we just shake them off. The second uncle said: If you can't beat him by shaking him, just poison him. Sanniang said: If the poison doesn't kill you, run away, go back and set fire to the whole family. Old Grandpa Pixiu said: If the above four things don't work, then you have to work hard to make money, bribe his whole family, and make him betray his relatives. Grandpa Tiger Emperor said: Our Gada doesn't have so many cutscenes, just call the elders and we will help you hammer him to death. Grandpa Guizu said: Baby, don't be impulsive, I will help you change his life so that he can burp without even noticing!