Wrong into Chess

"The ancients said: When encountering difficulties in chess, the tip is small. Senior, what do you think of my move?" "Wonderful, this hand takes care of both the top and bottom, has both sides, swallows up mountains and rivers, and looks at all directions. There is only one flaw in the ointment." "Senior, please speak." "If I take one more step, won't you all die?! What are you trying to do for me here?" "Ah... Senior, please give me another chance!" "Fuck you!"