The Author Takes Me

Um? How did I travel through time into the novel I'm writing? Um, what's going on with this book? No way! I just wrote two words wrong! When the hero gets me "Author, can you open a plug-in for me?" "Go away!" When the hero and I encounter difficulties "Author, what should I do now!" I wiped the blood from the corner of my mouth. "Watch me write a perfect reversal of polarity!!!"