Steal a System to Lose Weight

An Bao’er: “Who’s that meat mountain?”

Xiao Wu: “Waaah! Auntie, don’t scare Xiao Wu! Isn’t the person in the mirror our prettiest auntie?”

An Bao’er looked at Xiao Wu, who was thin as a rake. “This must be some kind of fantasy, right? I’m a ball spirit, and you’re a spare-rib spirit!”

Xiao Wu spun around in fright and yelled, “Mother, something’s wrong! Auntie’s starved silly! She’s talking nonsense. Hurry and bring her something to eat!”

An Bao’er: “Maybe I got it wrong. Xiao Wu is my own nephew, so he can’t be a monster. He’s just a malnourished child! But Sister Xiu next door has gotten so thin she’s all skin and bones. She must have some treasure that can make people lose weight!”

Mother An: “My poor child, how did you get so hungry? What? You want Sister Xiu’s things? Wait here, I’ll go snatch them for you!”

An Bao’er watched as her mother, who looked like she was in her seventies, vanished through the doorway at lightning speed!

An ancient-style business and farming story. The author is terrible at naming things and writing blurbs, so please forgive me!