The Trash System Forces Me to Save the World

This trash System has ruined my life! At first, the useless System coaxed me along: “Dear Host, as long as you complete your missions, you can have a car, money, a dog... Whatever you want, it'll be yours in no time!” Yun Guang was unmoved. “I don't need any of that! I've already got it all. I just want to slack off until I die, then go back home. This world is too dangerous. I can't do anything!” Trash System: “...” Later, the trash·dog·System said, “Dear Host, I think...” Yun Guang cut it off. “I don't care what you think. I only care what I think!” Trash·dog·System: “Dear Host, I think we could...” Yun Guang smiled. “No, you don't! And we can't!” Trash·dog·System: “Dear Host...” Yun Guang: “Call me Daddy! Be a good dog, System. If you behave, I'll burn down a whole street for you.” The trash System blew its top on the spot. “Burn! Burn your sister!” Yun Guang: “Oh! My dear sister! What great spirit you have. A mature trash System really should learn to set itself on fire!” Trash System: “...” What the hell, you trash System!!! Author: I'm no good at writing blurbs.