I Only Want to Become a God

A Wu: “I’m an emotionless cultivation machine. My only goal is to become a god. Don’t fall for me, it won’t end well.” Little White Dumpling: “I’m only here to be cute. If you want a fight, ask A Wu. I’m just an adorable little pet.” The trio Xiao Hei, Xiao Hui, and Xiao Lü: “Please ignore us. We’re just background characters. Being funny is only a hobby.” The cannon-fodder A, B, C, and D who fantasize about A Wu falling in love: “We don’t even survive one chapter. We don’t deserve names.” A certain someone who made it past one chapter says that getting stabbed through the chest with a sword is still a happy ending.