Seated in the Abyss

He closed his eyes, then opened them again, only to wake in a time and place out of joint. This mysterious world, seemingly lost from the proper course of history, is full of strange things. Well, this world is already crazy enough, so why not let loose and add a few touches to make it even more interesting? But every now and then, when he looks back at what he's written, it reads like the deranged ramblings of a drunk. How did that happen?