My Husband Is So Delightfully Festive

[1v1 mutual pampering, hilarious comedy] [Mythology] [Religious beliefs] [Taoist pantheon] [Dual deities] [Descending to the mortal realm to complete quests and level up] Huo Shier was called an ill-omened jinx from childhood. After being reincarnated, she unexpectedly ascended straight to godhood, becoming the Goddess of Calamity! Still, at least she was a goddess now. Being a deity was bound to be fun, right? But she never expected that on her very first day as a goddess, every other deity would dislike her and keep their distance. And the cultivation she had worked so hard to build up was shattered by the glowing, ridiculously lucky man next door… No, god next door. He even looked completely innocent. “It’s not my fault. You’re just unlucky.” (With a perfectly serious face.) Huo Shier grumbled and got ready to throw hands. The god flashed a wicked smile. “Don’t worry, I’m not afraid of you.” Huo Shier froze. There was someone in the Heavenly Realm who wasn’t afraid of her, the bringer of bad luck? Who was this guy? He gazed at her and murmured, “Not only am I not afraid of you, I’m the only one in the Three Realms who can hold you down…” Huo Shier: “??? You damn well better explain yourself!” He smiled again. “I mean hold you in check.” As it turned out, there was another rule in the Heavenly Realm: the God of Misfortune and the God of Fortune were a divine pair, and for the rest of her immortal life, she would be tied to the cheerful god next door… Song Luanyu: “Do you know what it means that fortune and misfortune go hand in hand?” Huo Shier: “Nope.” Song Luanyu: “It means the two of us together will be invincible!” Huo Shier: “Really? How do we get together?” Song Luanyu: “Marry me!” Huo Shier: “???” A brawny, foul-mouthed Goddess of Misfortune x a scheming, over-the-top God of Fortune Plus other side couples… P.S. Readers are the boss. The author is sensitive, so there’s no need to announce if you drop the book. Thanks!