I Became the Heroine of an Idol Fanfic

After transmigrating into the heroine of a fanfic about her idol, Qingcheng had just cried, “Damn it!” when she discovered that her flawless, elegant idol was… absolutely bizarre.

By the time Qingcheng transmigrated, the story was already halfway through.

Lying in a palace with no roof, the little dragon narrowed his long eyes. “You wrecked my palace, so you have to pay!”

Qingcheng thumped her chest and readily asked, “How much?”

The little dragon glanced sideways with a smile. “All right, listen up. In this Dragon Palace, there are a thousand bushels of pearls cried by the merfolk of the South Sea.”

Qingcheng: “That’s extortion!”

The little dragon: “A hundred pearls as big as buckets from the Dragon Palace of the East Sea.”

Pfft!

Qingcheng nearly spat out blood.

Qingcheng: “Why not bring over a few cups the Jade Emperor has used?”

The little dragon: “Don’t rush me. They’re coming right up: ten beaded curtains from the palace of the Queen Mother…”

Qingcheng could take no more. “I can’t afford it. I’m leaving!”

The little dragon grabbed her and pinned her to the bed. “Can’t you repay the debt with your body?”

Many years later.

Looking at the little sprite sleeping in his arms, Xi Cheng narrowed his eyes. He had thought she was a sweet little treat,

only to discover that he was the real… goofball.