This Apprentice Is a Bit Awesome

During those years when I was cultivating immortality, I had a master who claimed to be the number one swordsman. So I would say to everyone when I met: "My master is the best in the world in cultivation, my master is the best swordsman in the world, my master has countless beauties, my master says that he can destroy the best sect in the world with one hand, and my master says that no one in the world who can withstand his two swords has yet been born. In short, my master is invincible in the world." "If anyone is dissatisfied and thinks his life is too long, he can go to my master for a duel!" "My master, he lives in seclusion all year round..." ……… During the festive season, I miss my family even more, and I wonder if Master, his old man, is still strong and healthy, and whether his life is still good. I really miss Master.