I Got the Joker Card, But I Never Planned to Destroy the World

Chen Ge, an ordinary high school student with “specific contrast stress responses,” becomes calmer the more panicked he ought to be.

Like just now, when he found several shattered human limbs at the recycling station, his first thought was actually that the killer had an excellent grasp of waste sorting.

Human limbs should count as organic waste, right?

Until...

“Hey, can you put me back together?” the limbs in the trash can asked.

“Come on, I drew the Joker card. I’m going to kill every last one of you.”

“Right, it’s not like I was planning to destroy the world or anything.”

“Oh, you mean the world I destroyed yesterday?”

“Hmm... I just thought it was a little filthy, that’s all.”

Thus spoke Chen Ge, King of the Ascenders’ Game, Fantasy Alchemist, Abyssal Terror, Destroyer of the Old World and Creator of the New.