My Masters Are All Villains

On this mountain, seven people live. One is a monk who eats meat, drinks wine, kills people and sets fires. One is a mysterious fisherman who is known as the Dragon King. One is a scholar who can make false paintings come true and has a magical brush called Ma Liang. One is a beauty who confuses all living beings and transforms into thousands of things. One is a thief who steals the sky and changes the day with nothing. One is a sword master with unparalleled swordsmanship and a bit of chuuni. There is also a mysterious and omnipotent half-immortal. One day, a young man went up the mountain to learn from his master. … The protagonist said to the monk: Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. There was a pretty monk in the temple. He said to the fisherman: Dragon King? Exist? Will it spray water? Do you know Taiyi Divine Needle? Can you twist your mouth? He said to the scholar: Draw a big window for the deserted house, then draw a bed, draw a girl to accompany me, draw a girl to accompany me, draw a girl to accompany me... … Protagonist: Su