Naruto: Girls' Battle Royale Across Dimensions

I, Sakura Haruno, am here today to dish out a few spicy takes: Team 7 is my Team 7. What do Sasuke and Naruto amount to? The original protagonists are all little brothers compared to transmigrators. Kakashi is known as the Copy Ninja? He only copies jutsu. I copy people, from different times and worlds. The Third Hokage is a professor of ninjutsu? Who uses ninjutsu like a normal person? Even I don't know what I'll use. The System gives me everything. Orochimaru wants to destroy Konoha? When I see a snake, my only dilemma is whether to stew it or stir-fry it. Which do you prefer, Orochimaru? Nagato still wants the Nine-Tails? Try throwing a Shuriken from 800 li away. I'll smash your bones to bits. Kaguya Otsutsuki actually had the nerve to call this world her nursery in front of me! Sorry, now that I'm here, this world can only be my potted plant. Obito Uchiha is just a pitiful single dog. I see that more clearly than anyone. With the System in hand, the world is mine. That's the ninja way of Sakura Haruno.