StarCraft: The Terran Empire

I recently played through the Heart of the Worm campaign again, and suddenly I thought about what would happen if the protagonist and a group of revolutionary army troops started a battle patrol and traveled back to the time period after Sister Kai killed Mengsk. Adjutant: "Large-scale warp signal detected." "The remnants of the Empire have arrived on Korhal now? They arrived a little too late. Guys, get ready for battle!" Raynor laughed. "Multiple Behemoth-class battlecruisers were detected, and the one at the forefront is... The Hyperion? This is impossible!" Matt stared at the radar closely, as if he didn't believe his eyes. Reynold: "Behemoth-class battlecruiser? When did the Empire use these old guys? And the logos of these battleships seem to be a little different from the Empire... Wait, Matt, you mean the Hyperion?" "I don't think it is the Hyperion. Although it is very similar to the ship we are standing on, it seems to have undergone a lot of modifications and there are many differences in the details." Matt said. "Maybe the old guy Mengsk misses his flagship." Renault curled his lips. The communication screen lit up, and Valerian's figure appeared inside. "Reno, I think we'd better persuade them to surrender. Mengsk is dead, and we must avoid unnecessary casualties." "Okay, let's listen to what they have to say." Reno shrugged helplessly. "This is the Farah basement of the Korhal Revolutionary Army. Who are you and why are you here in Korhal?... Wait, General Renault?" "General? Valerian, when did I become a general?" Renault smiled. "I do have this idea, but I haven't had time to appoint it yet." Reno is a little confused: "So what is going on now, a group of unidentified battle cruisers, and I have become a general?" "I think we need to sit down and have a chat, Mr. Reno." A mysterious man dressed like Mengsk appeared on the screen of the unidentified battleship. Two hours after Hyperion time, the Hyperion bridge "So you actually come from a parallel universe?" "That's right," August Mengsk said. "Be careful about your brother Arcturus Mengsk. He used the psychic transmitter to attract the zerg and destroy Tanzania." Raynor said excitedly. "It was the UED troops that actually destroyed Tanzania." "By the way, the Lord, the Lord knew the location of Ayr, and he wanted to invade Ayr. Tassada sacrificed himself and died with the Lord in the end." "Well, actually, Ayr has been captured. Invasion, Tassada did not die in Ayr, now he is the acting archbishop." "Hybrid! Be careful not to use this kind of monster." "In fact, we have already used this thing in Tanzania. All related technologies must be destroyed." "The Keystone must be collected. It can turn the Queen of Blades Kerrigan back into a human being. She is the key to saving the universe." "We have Tosh as the Prince of Blades. It's already being collected." "Kerrigan didn't become the Queen of Blades? Then Tychus..." "Matt, please, you are not cute in this universe at all." A strong man wearing a Revolutionary Guards holding a cigar pushed open the door and broke into the bridge. "Let's see who is here, the Ranger leader of another universe? Even in a parallel universe, you are doing well." "Tychus, are you still alive?" Raynor asked in disbelief. "How could I die? I am a demon in heaven, even the insects of Char can't do anything to me. Look at this clothes, I work for Mengsk, no one dares to blow my head off with a pistol in these clothes?" Tychus laughed. Reynold was afraid to speak because he had actually shot Tychus in the head with a pistol for working for Mengsk on Char. "Reno, what's going on over there?" The little prince appeared on the screen. "They are visitors from the parallel universe. This is your uncle from the parallel universe, Augustus Mengsk." Raynor said. "Uncle? I really can't believe that I still have a living uncle in the parallel universe." Valerian sighed. Augustus took out a photo: "If you don't believe it, I have a photo of you when you were a child." Reno looked at the photo and there was a cute little girl on it. Valerian: "Stop, I believe you, please take the photo back quickly, Augustus... Uncle." Augustus: "The joke is over, can you please explain the current situation now?" Valerian was startled, and subconsciously straightened his body as if he saw his father, and then relaxed as if he suddenly thought of something. "It's my pleasure, Augustus... Uncle." Half an hour after Hyperion time, the Hyperion bridge "... Therefore, I overthrew the rule of my father's empire and was elected as the new president." Valerian was explaining what he had done. "I don't remember raising you to be as weak as you are now." A deep voice sounded. Hearing this voice, Valerian didn't dare to look back, and Renault subconsciously touched his hand to his waist - naturally he came up empty. Arcturus Mengsk walked into the bridge with ease, and Renault and the others looked at him with complicated expressions. "You actually believe that you can rule an empire by doing this. It seems that you have turned a deaf ear to what I said." "Father, now all this has proven that you are wrong!" Valerian exploded. "Okay, we can talk about education later. I think now we can have a good talk with ourselves in the parallel universe." Augustus decided to stand up and ease the situation. "I think our Matt, Swann, Stetman, and Kaczynski here will be very interested in chatting with yourselves over there." Reno agreed, "Matt, call them here and let's have a chat together." "Damn" Matt was shocked, "We forgot Stetman in Beisher." End

It's over, after watching Tosh being kidnapped and becoming the male version of the Queen of Blades, all I could think about was this picture.

Here's a joke about the archbishop: One day the archbishop went out for a private trip and thought the driver was driving the reconnaissance plane too slowly, so he urged him several times. However, he was still not satisfied because the waterway was crowded. Finally, the Archbishop grabbed the operating system, pushed the driver behind, and started driving himself. He goes on a rampage causing chaos. Someone called the traffic center to report it. The director was furious and questioned the shadow guards in the area. Director: "Did you see the perpetrator?" Shadow Guard: "Yes." Director: "Why not arrest him?" Shadow Guard: "I don't dare?" Director: "Why?" Shadow Guard: "His officer is very big." Director: "How big is it?" Shadow Guard: "I don't know, anyway, his driver is Artanis."

Today's Archbishop Joke Swan, the technician and the archbishop were caught by Dehaka at the same time, and Dehaka asked them to name something they did not have, otherwise he would eat them. Swann took out the siege tank and said: "Do you have a ground-to-ground range AOE?" Dehaka let the two springtails compete primitively and pointed at the big dog: "Look." Eat Swann The technician thought for a while and took out the Fire Colossus: "I guess you don't have a noble fire warrior like me." Dehaka grabbed a primitive fire bug and ate it. The archbishop asked: "Do you have the glory of Durham?" Dehaka panicked. It really didn't have the glory of Durham, so it had to let the archbishop go. But the archbishop was confused: "You don't have the glory of Durham, but how did you get 200 people at the beginning?" (Purely playing, seeking refinement)

Everyone, a new human emperor is born - Li Peinan ✔ Let's beat the Italian insect emperor Renault in two chases and advance to the semi-finals! Defeat the World God Emperor Hero three to one and advance to the IEM Katowice finals! Successfully defeated the World King Maru four to one and won the first championship in the Chinese interstellar world competition! Created the history of Chinese interstellar!

The economic collapse of the Kaimorian Commonwealth is imminent. For all those who wish to leave the wasteland in search of a better life, Korhal is a safe haven for all of you. I have done more than their own leadership council to protect the people of Umoyan from the zerg. No matter how much they malign me, I will continue to fight hard for the best interests of all Terrans. As your head of state, I led the Tyranids to achieve the expansion of human territory and economy. We will continue to grow and use actions to fight back against those bad apples who only talk sarcastically and are unwilling to go toward us. Countless outstanding sons and daughters of the imperial armed forces are always guarding the gate of our home, but they are helpless. Anyone who enlists in the army today will have their penalties and responsibilities reduced by half. Activists and dissidents want you to turn your back on years of peace and prosperity at the sound of gunshots. They do not have the courage and ability to lead humans through a galaxy full of dangers. The rule of law is our lifeblood, but it is under unprecedented challenges. I will restore the glory of our empire and never bow to any alien power. I have tamed the zerg and slain the protoss. Now their creators want to take away everything we have. Always remember who can best protect you. Don't listen to other people's slanders, I'm not a clone.

Today's joke : "Open the door! The archbishop comes to give you warmth in person!" I calmly use the v2 archbishop to refresh the mutation "Nonsense! The archbishop never disembarks" I just hear a bang The Spear of Adon rushes in, Shadow The guards followed closely behind At the Parliament of Light and Shadow, I was accused of breast-feeding But the plaintiff, the archbishop, was already an hour late The judge asked the defender why The technician and defender said calmly: The archbishop never gets off the boat.

Jim: Mira, I need a intact battlecruiser and munitions to fill its warehouses. Mira Han: Eurasia Eurasia, this is not cheap, Mr. Renault, do you have the money ready? Jim: I also want a super low discount. Mira Han: This is not possible, dear, for mercenaries, money and credit are above all else. Besides, my brother needs... Jim: I will let Matt find you. Mira... Deal, I will also give you two Viking fighter jets, you have to stay here for a week. Jim calmly turned off the communicator and turned to face Matt, who was rushing over. Matt panted and said: Sir, I can't believe you sold me. Jim looked serious: Matt, do you still believe in revolution? Matt stood still with his hands behind his back: As always, sir. Jim had a sly smile on his face: But revolution requires capital. Someone, tie up Adjutant Horner and send him to Mirahan.

Although you are a dove, as long as you continue to write Star Wars, I am willing to support you again! Although it is said that investing in your salted fish will definitely fail, but. . . I really can't find interstellar novels to read (≖_≖ )

Everyone celebrates! Microsoft acquires Activision Blizzard, StarCraft 2 is saved! ! ! ! ! !