The Big Shot Does as She Pleases

Ye Shu, a High God trapped in the Sea of No Return, nearly destroyed the entire Celestial Realm ten thousand years ago. Ten thousand years later, Immortal Lord Siming brings her System 99, and Ye Shu begins a journey through time and space. The reclusive boy: “Shushu, don’t go. I don’t want to fall into darkness again. I’m scared of a world without you.” Ye Shu, wearing a stony expression: “Do you think I’m a light bulb? I don’t glow. Here, take this luminous pearl. It’s more than bright enough!” The ailing chancellor: “Shushu, without you, I’d rather keep dragging this frail, sickly body around.” Ye Shu looks at the medicine in her hand. “Forget it, I’ll just pour it down your throat. Then I’m leaving. This lab rat is starting to fight back.” The cold-hearted Immortal Venerable: “Shushu, for you, I’m willing to become a demon.” Ye Shu glances at the Demon-Slaying Sword in her hand. “Great, one more demon to kill. I’ll sharpen my sword first, then… slay the demon and run!” Ye Shu: “Seriously, these fragments are all troublemakers. Every single one of them keeps causing me problems.” ** The fragments gather and merge into one man. He narrows his eyes, his voice dangerous. “What did you say?” Ye Shu: “Are you deaf? I have medicine for that, if you want it. You can become a human bat, able to hear for miles. The catch is, you’ll have to cultivate more and stop clinging to me all the time!” Qing Yan: “What’s a husband supposed to do when his wife is so oblivious to romance?” 99: “What can you do? Fight back. You could always find someone else!” Ye Shu narrows her eyes, her voice dangerous. “Hmm?” 99: “What can you do? Just put up with it. Whatever you do, don’t fight back!” Qing Yan: “…” [One-on-one, healing quick transmigration story] The male lead of your dreams is waiting for you here.