I Am a Street Writer

God of Death: "Today is your day to die. I'm here to take your life." Tao Fan: "Wait a minute, wait until I finish coding this chapter!" Death: "What? Are you writing an online article?" Tao Fan: "Yes, for the sake of perfect attendance, we cannot stop updating." Death: "Let's see... If you don't create a sense of anticipation, you won't feel happy at all. You don't even write an outline, you just make a fuss! You and the editor will die together tonight!" Tao Fan: "Um... Well... I didn't sign the contract!"