My Lu Bu Could Never Be This Adorable

“Huh? What the hell! What's going on!” Though shocked, I had to keep calm. Who was this middle-aged guy in front of me? Why was he wearing armor? Was he filming something? Wait, why was I wearing armor too?

Well, looks like I've transmigrated, but I feel kind of short... Uncle, get your hands off me! Lü Qi straightened up and lowered her little arms, which had been wrapped around herself, only to realize in shock that she really... had gotten shorter...

Wait, is this the Three Kingdoms period? Wait, then who am I? Wait! I'm the servant of three masters, Lü Bu!

Ah, hold on, I haven't served three masters yet (a feint). But why have I turned into a genderbent Lü Bu?