Let the Battle Begin

On the continent of Sinkiville, nations scheme against one another, royal nobles wage open and covert battles, and common folk either suffer in silence, endure unbearable misery, or rise up in revolt.

But... what does that have to do with me?

Ahem, cut that last line and take it again!

Of course it has everything to do with me!

Even if I can't stand looking at all these fat, pampered people.

I am Jia Ke!

From dragons and chimeras above

To puny goblins below

None can match me!

Swords, axes, clubs, staves, halberds, hooks, and spears, whether hooked, bladed, pointed, or barbed, I master them all!

I can do anything! Even the sort with a handle (dirty joke? Drag him away and shoot him for five minutes).

Wherever I go, I have the same professional taunt:

“Hmph! Not a single one of you can fight!”