Dragon King of All Heavens Dimensions

I was born in an ordinary family, with healthy parents, grandparents, and several aunts and uncles. - It is said that when I was born, an auspicious cloud appeared in the north of the sky. It gradually floated from far to near, floated to the roof of my house, and transformed into a word: handsome - After my father saw me, he cried hoarsely for a month and a half. - Later, in order to prove her innocence, my mother took my father to the hospital for a paternity test. The doctor opened the quilt and cried after just one look. He wiped his nose and said, "Go back, this is not your son, nor anyone else's. Humans can't give birth to such handsome children... - A little intern nurse walked by and saw me as a baby. He immediately found a box of red ink pad and printed my fingerprints. She printed it, spread out her braided hair, and murmured to me: I keep my long hair for you. If I don't marry you in this life, my long hair will not be reduced. I will clear the lanterns and ancient Buddhas and comb it in my boudoir... - My mother hurried out and trotted all the way. She accidentally bumped into an old lady in the obstetrics and gynecology department next door who was waiting for her daughter-in-law to give birth to a child. The old lady grabbed her mother and said kindly: My child, why are you so anxious? What can't you think about? Don't disturb the child... - My mother was annoyed by her and pulled away the quilt. When the old lady saw me, she immediately followed me like a lunatic. With tears streaming down her face, she squatted on the ground, shook her head and screamed: I was born 50 years earlier! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! My mother flashed... - When I was fifteen years old, I didn't dare to go to school. It's not that I had never gone to kindergarten. I didn't dare to go to kindergarten after half a day. All the teachers and the dean of the kindergarten went crazy. My face was swollen into a watermelon from being kissed by the little girl. The aunts beat the children wildly, just because they were born in the same age group as me. The military police were dispatched to calm down the violence. - There are people fishing in front of my house all year round, and they never come back empty-handed. The most interesting thing is that our home is still a hundred kilometers away from the sea, but they often catch tuna in the small smelly ditch in front of the door and find turtle eggs behind the haystacks. Later, after investigation, it turned out that it was because countless women cried in front of my house all year round. The tears are rich in amino acids and proteins, which are very suitable for the survival of tuna and the laying of eggs by sea turtles. Over the years, the tears of those women gathered into a small beach. By the time I was fifteen, the beach was prosperous; by the time I was eighteen, this beach had developed very rapidly, so it was called: Hawaii. - If you want to know what happened after the funeral, please search online. I didn't expect that there could be such realistic jokes in this world, and I shed tears 😭.

The author can travel through Douluo 3: Legend of the Dragon King. Wouldn't it be nice to bring Gu Yuena back when the time comes?