I Suggest You Act Like a Person

The first time Xia Ming saw Pan Lin, he thought she looked soft and easy to bully.

After trying, he found out he was right.

When they met again after a long time apart, Xia Ming recognized her at first sight. She was delicate and soft, clearly a hothouse flower.

At the time, Xia Ming grabbed her as she walked past and asked, “Don't you recognize me?”

“Who are you?” Pan Lin gripped her phone tightly.

Xia Ming was used to joking around with his buddies, so the words slipped out before he could stop himself: “Your daddy.”

Pan Lin sneered and gave him a stylish shoulder throw, showing him who the real daddy was.

…

Someone asked Xia Ming, “Ming, tell us about your ideal type?”

His gaze swept over someone approaching. “Long hair, twin ponytails, petite, and a fiery little cutie.”

A male classmate said, “Isn't the person you just described Pan Lin? But she's not fiery, is she?”

Hearing that, Pan Lin looked over. Their eyes met, and sparks flew.

“I like her? Then I'm not even human!” Xia Ming bristled like a cat.

After Xia Ming's ideal type was revealed, twin ponytails became all the rage across campus. Whenever the girls saw him, they yelled at him to prove they were fiery little cuties.

Xia Ming: “???”

After being yelled at by girls countless times, Xia Ming, still unable to get a certain someone's attention, couldn't take it anymore. “I've turned over a new leaf and become a decent person. Will you forgive me?”

“Speak plainly.” Pan Lin raised her eyes slightly.

Xia Ming gave her a placating smile. “I have a romance I'd like to discuss with you.”

Completed novel: The Fiery Streamer Is Eating Chicken Live