I Advise You to Be a Human Being

When Xia Ming met Pan Lin for the first time, he thought she looked soft and easy to bully. After he tried it, he confirmed the idea. After a long absence, Xia Ming recognized her at first sight. She looked like a greenhouse flower at first glance. At that time, Xia Ming grabbed her as she was passing by and asked, "Don't you recognize me?" "Who are you?" Pan Lin clenched her phone. Xia Ming was used to joking with his friends, so he subconsciously uttered three words: "Your dad." Pan Lin sneered and threw her over the shoulder handsomely, telling him who the father was. … Someone asked Xia Ming: "Brother Ming, tell me your ideal type?" Xia Ming glanced at someone walking towards him, "A cute and irritable girl with long hair, twin tails, and a petite figure." Male classmate: "Isn't the appearance you described the same as Pan Lin? But isn't she irritable?" Pan Lin looked over after hearing this, and sparks flew when their eyes met. "I like her, but I'm not human!" Xia Ming suddenly felt like a cat with fur. After Xia Ming's ideal type was exposed, twin ponytails became popular in the whole school. Female classmates scolded Xia Ming when they saw him, proving that she was a hot-tempered little cute girl. Xia Ming: "???" After being scolded by girls countless times, Xia Ming, who had not attracted anyone's attention, couldn't sit still, "I have changed my mind and become a new person, will you forgive me?" "Speak humanly." Pan Lin raised her eyelids. Xia Ming smiled flatteringly: "I have a love interest that I want to talk to you about." Final article: "The Irritated Anchor Eats Chicken Online"