Zhan Wuzha's Strange Spiritual Journey

Are you really a monk? This is what I get asked the most. This is what I want to ask too! Where in the world are there such unlucky monks as me? If you hunt for something different, well, you will be kicked out of the team directly. Open a shop, okay, my brother actually made away with all the money. The person who receives a beautiful woman and a good guy will directly become the host of the inner elixir. The inner elixir hasn't been taken out yet, good guy, it has directly become a living warehouse, and the inner elixir is being swallowed one after another! What? Envy my power? Do you know what to replace it with? Good guy, that was when I was set on fire, bitten by a dog, pricked by a needle,... What? Is it trivial compared to strength? Haha Have you ever seen an orange cat with eyes as big as cars? Have you ever seen a rat as big as a three-story building? I'm being chased all over the world by these things! I have encountered more crises than this, and I have resolved them all on my own every time! What does it mean to be handsome for less than three seconds? Don't you grin after being beaten? Tsing Yi League? Why are they everywhere? The invincible Xiaoqiang? What on earth are they going to do? …