I Really Don't Want to Become a God

The mysterious old Taoist priest gave me a small prismatic ice tower before he died. By accident, I touched this mysterious tower and gained the inheritance of time and space! Ah! Isn't that Sun Wukong? Come on, come on, senior brother, I have some local specialties here, do you want to try them? Gu Qingfeng smiled mysteriously and took out a bucket of old stories from the Tower of Time! Sun Wukong was wolfing down Coke and holding bags of snacks in his hands and eating happily. "Young men, I now declare that Gu Qingfeng will be the second son of Shuiliandong in Huaguoshan." Gu Qingfeng nodded in confusion: "Brother Monkey... Can that one not be the second child?" I am Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu! I thought that I would fight on the battlefield all my life and no one would dare to disobey me. I would be invincible, but who would have thought that the sky would kill me! "Are you willing to follow me, and I will help you become the best god of war in the world!" A lazy voice sounded faintly in Xiang Yu's ears.