I Eat Bugs and Evolve Infinitely

"Sir, what would you like to eat?" "Bugs, the kind that melt in your mouth." "The one that melts in your mouth is sold out. Would you like the one that will burst with juice when you bite it?" "Let's make do with a few." The real title of this article: "What to do if you have diarrhea after eating too many bugs?" ", "I'm really not the second generation of dragons", "Dad, please stop making trouble", "I just like making trouble, what can you do to me?"