Boss, Please Act Like a Person

I’ve started a new novel: The Substitute Bride: Reborn as the Jealous King’s Bride, a Fierce Wife Who Brings Him Good Fortune. Feel free to check it out! Here’s the first blurb for this story: Ling Tian was once a legendary weapon of mass destruction in the world of cultivation. His true form was a spiritual leyline. After gaining sentience, he cultivated to immortality. But as he underwent tribulation to ascend, he was ambushed and reborn as a useless young master with a wife who loved to punch people’s heads off. He carried a great grudge, but his body was weak and frail! So what? Just watch as this great immortal returns to his peak and face-slaps everyone who stands in his way. Blurb two: Ling Tian, experiencing life as a human for the first time: “What do people do?” The little spirit in his ring, Xiao Yi: “You need to win the mistress’s favor.” Ling Tian asked the bandits: “How do we make your young lady happy?” The bandits: “Obviously, we take over more territory!” Bandit No. 1: “We’ll take the neighboring mountain!” Bandit No. 2: “We’ll take the town at the foot of the mountain!” Bandit No. N: “We’ll take over the whole continent!” After seizing all that territory, the family of three ascended to the world of cultivation. They built up their power, seized territory, and killed their enemies, striking terror throughout the cultivation world. Some fool actually kidnapped his wife to offer her as a sacrifice to the gods? “Don’t be scared, honey! I’ve brought our son to save you!” The family of three turned the divine realm upside down!