Quickly Wear the Straight Man's Design and Don't Collapse

Simple version: You promised to be a straight man, but you secretly became so flirtatious. Extended version: In order to get rid of the blind date, Prince Xiaoyun of Jiuchongtian coaxed the Jade Emperor, the largest idler in heaven, to issue a decree to recruit star wishers from all over the world to fulfill the wishes of all living beings. The night wandering god Suyu expressed his anger: "There are few people in the underworld but many things to do. Are you targeting me?" Xiaoyun:...... Traveling through different mission worlds, Suyu discovered that this straight man was a bit suicidal. Xiaoyun: I'm not, I haven't, don't talk nonsense. "