The Luck Value at the Beginning Is Minus 999

Late at night, you were in the post bar, and your eyes lit up when you saw an advertisement: "The peerless Martial God returned to the city and found his five-year-old daughter living in a doghouse. He was immediately furious. With a command, 50 million heavenly soldiers and generals appeared and built a kennel for the peerless Martial God." You laughed loudly and casually turned Sadako, who crawled out from the TV next to you, into a fool... The next night you roared when you saw injustice on the road... As a result, you were cursed and came to the Qingqing Grassland. You laughed loudly and prepared to beat the beautiful sheep that you had disliked since childhood into a Muggle. However, you found that you couldn't beat him and you were beaten into a pig's head instead. So you used your brain and came up with a wonderful method...