Become Stronger by Licking the Bag

Collect some interesting synthetic items and indicate the functions of the items. Example: Foul-smelling dentures [Rare]: [Fragrance-spitting] active skill. When the user uses the skill, there is a certain chance of inflicting a mental attack on the enemy. [Beep Beep] Passive skill, after the user equips items, he will keep talking, and there is a small probability that it will increase the enemy's anger value. (Ps: annoying flies)

Could this be the legendary first blood?

22 Chapters completed, awesome

Introduction: Traveling back to the barbaric era, Qiu Yang became the patron saint of the tribe. "System, my tribe worked so hard to get a Demonic Ape, but you only exchanged it for me 250 points of divine crystals? Do you think I am worth 250?" "Forget that you ****** can't speak. Forget it, let's buy something to grow up first." "First buy some divine spores to strengthen the genes of the people. The troops also need to be upgraded. The barracks and martial arts fields need to be upgraded..." "I'll refresh the dungeon again today to see if I can get all the green cards and find a tribe member with good talent to be born." "This divine crystal is seriously not enough! It seems that I have a disease, a disease that will kill you if you don't spend money, called divine crystal disease for short."

Finished? What's going on (゜ロ゜)

The first few pictures look so long-winded!

I've read a few chapters and it's so long-winded. Goodbye