Starting by Becoming a Good Person

If anyone told Fang Cangdao that there were no immortals in this world, he’d slap them twice!

One afternoon, he met a balding Daoist with whom his fate was entangled. He thought he’d obtained a method of cultivation and could set off on an incredible path to turning his life around, but reality hit him hard.

What? I’m incompatible with the Heavenly Dao? I have no connection to it?

No problem. I still have my boundless Divine Sea of Eternal Life. Becoming a cultivator with a long lifespan sounds pretty good.

What? I can’t draw on the power of the Divine Sea?

No problem. I still have the Thirty-Six-Petal Lotus of Creation. One strike can flatten a crowd. And I have a Green Lotus that transforms into my bones and sinews, making my body invincible!

P.S. This book may be retitled I Have No Connection to the Great Dao in two months, provided nobody else has used that title.