I Raise Divine Beasts in the Primordial Era

This is an era forgotten by history. This is a story about the living creatures of the world. Here, the secrets of growing up are revealed, and the codes of the Heavenly Way lie hidden. When you click that crucial... A mighty phoenix who does nothing all day but eat, eat, eat. Can't you do something meaningful for a change? A perfectly good tortoise spends all day chasing swans. Do you think you're a toad, or are you trying to race the hare? You don't understand the world of divine beasts! I don't want to talk to you. Hey, you there! You're already hideously ugly, so please don't roll your eyes. The desert will be your territory from now on. Be good. I'll come visit when I have time. You there, yes, you. Stop giving me those pitiful little looks. I know how fierce you are. And don't use your sonic attack on me. You know it won't work. All right, all right. The East Sea is yours. Across heaven and earth, through the eight directions and the four seas, everyone hid and ran, all hoping to get as far away as possible from that strange human...