I Have a Spirit-Communicating Pearl

Mo Fang remembered being asked this in an interview:

Reporter: “Hello. If you had the chance to start over, what would you want?”

Mo Fang: “Hmm... I wish my sister would never be by my side!”

Mo Xue: “Xiao Fang, want some pork stir-fried with bamboo shoots?”

Mo Fang: “I was just joking. Was that funny? I wish my sister would always be by my side!”

Reporter: “I meant starting over, not starting a career!”

Mo Fang: “Then I wish I could start over when I’m reincarnated and choose a better place to go. I hope I can make up for not learning this profound subject!”

Mo Xue: “You’re not even really my brother. If you want, I can help with that.”

Mo Fang: “Ow, don’t do that! Why keep talking about starting over? If I had the chance, I’d choose to be my sister’s real little brother!”

Reporter: “Congratulations, your wish has come true!”

Mo Fang: “No, I want to change it! Everything I said before was true. I don’t want my sister by my side. I’d rather be reincarnated again and never go near her!”

Reporter: “I was joking. Was that funny?”

Mo Fang: ...