Abnormal Items

As fate would have it, the emperor issued an edict: There is a writer named Sang Gua at the starting point, who is usually on the fish side of the stream and takes leave without changing. Recently, I have been lazy and diligent in writing, and I do not care about readers but do not reflect on myself. The king is angry and wants to punish, but he remembers his past diligence and is kind-hearted. I originally wanted to give Bai Ling a piece of silk, but instead I summoned the writer Miangua to the palace to serve as the chief steward, but he was not included in the list. I appreciate this.

This is a warning from relevant parties: You have violated the "Raleye Agreement", and continuing to operate in an SRA-free environment may lead to CK or even ZK. After our research and verification, your behavior will cause irreversible damage to this world and the upper universe, and we are writing this letter. [Dog Head]

Thanks to Qi Shi San Bala Bala for the reward, given by Lao Tie Oli

Everyone is welcome to leave comments. It's okay to scold me. I'm thick-skinned.

Sanggua wants to take a day off, hehehe

The writing is quite good, but I don't like the way the author portrays Jie Zuo's relationship for the sake of being funny. He turns into a gangster and an old pervert when he's in love with the street eldest sister and Miss K. K. When he throws himself into Lina's arms, he starts to pretend to be innocent again. I can't understand the hint. You said that it would be fine if you understood and pretended not to understand white lies and the like, but then you added another sentence. Only later did you understand what that sentence meant, and regretfully gave it to yourself a few times. Although it was meant to be funny, I didn't laugh out loud and felt that it made my character a bit broken.

I posted the latest chapter in the wrong volume, which caused the order to be reversed. When reading, be careful to read the later ones first and then the earlier ones. Sanggua threw himself on the ground and apologized

The author is so miserable 😢 The writing is very good, but it appears in the daily guide

Thank you, the most generous person in the world, for your reward. Thank you Yin and Yun for your reward. Thank you to all readers who support the original version. Thank you everyone

Why is your book so popular? Ordinarily it shouldn't be!

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Ahem, you know

I haven't read it yet, but the introduction is awesome. CSP Cthulhu has a worldview in which humans are powerful, and a worldview in which humans are ants. I'm curious as to how this book is integrated.

"Jie Zuo frowned, and a hint of helplessness flashed across his handsome face. The cold icy wind blew on his majestic face, as if God was jealous of his great beauty! 'It's a pity that I have such a flamboyant author, am I going to be cold?!'" "What nonsense are you talking about again? Also, don't you feel uncomfortable talking in front of the air conditioner!?" K. K squeezed out the word "well" on his face. "Oh, ignorant woman, what do you know? What I said is called sarcastic words 😎" Xie Zuo suddenly leaned back: "What is professional? I have also cooperated with foreign air conditioners. Do you know how to cool? If you don't know how to cool, do you deserve to talk?" Everyone has become accustomed to this living treasure, silently facing the delicious food in front of them, and our Jie Zuo is also there. . Well, while talking, I was "dealing" with the octopus sashimi in front of me, the live, uncut kind. Suddenly, a shout broke through the restaurant, "Evil old ruler, you are unlucky to meet me today. Please open your 12k adulterated parallel imports and you can buy a dozen of them for two dollars and take a closer look. What is this?" Jie Zuo held up a piece of torn paper with a crooked five-pointed star on it and laughed triumphantly. "I understand that Zuo Zuo will end your absurd life today!" He said, taking a sharp breath. "Pfft" "The evil god believer IOS sitting at the dining table looked at what was happening in front of him, and quietly released an indescribable gas from the middle and lower part of his body. Oops, is the righteous Jie Zuozuo about to be plotted by this gangster?" Android had a black line on his face, "I will never do it again." Say it again, my name is Android, and the fart was clearly yours..." "The shameless IOS used such shameless means to slander poor, young and helpless me. When will the handsome Xie Zuozuo stand up? (Quietly)" Xie Zuo said to himself at a volume that everyone could hear. "What the hell are the brackets!" Android said speechlessly. "Can't you be normal?" Qi Zhu silently took the octopus off Jie Zuo's face and returned it to the restaurant owner. "Speaking of which, IOS, you have gone further and further on the road of complaining about being a slave. Don't you want to thank me for being your teacher and father?" Jie Zuo walked to Android's seat, squeezed Android, and sat on a chair with him. "Look at the passers-by outside." Jie Zuo pointed out the window and said to Android. "There are empty chairs over there! Don't squeeze in with me, okay?" Android thought Jie Zuo was going to do some vulgar tricks again, so he didn't care. "Ordinary passers-by live their ordinary lives. Most of them will never encounter the strange things we encounter, they will never meet people like me, and they will never hear the wonderful little beeps I say. Their lives are very boring, as if they have been abandoned by the world to a dark place. In a dark corner. But our life is so wonderful." Xie Zuo said in a serious and sinister tone, "Do we seem to be living in some supernatural literature?" Android said unconsciously, "What is beep?" But everyone at the table looked out the window inadvertently. At the same time, Jie Zuo took out a tube of horseradish. "Hey, hey, if you don't silence it, it will be harmonized~" Jie Zuo's voice flashed by, and then returned to a serious tone, "Maybe, in another world that we can't understand, there is a fat nerd sitting in front of the computer, recording everything that happened to us (Yan With a solemn face)." The atmosphere was a bit solid, "Don't read out the brackets." Walnut complained a little cutely, "The people in the story will move forward with the progress of the plot, but the people outside the story can't change anything no matter how hard they try." "No, no." Xie Zuo's head shook like an electric fan, "I'm not talking about writing a story, but recording. Of course we are not affected by the story. For example, if you tell a story about a Japanese electric fan, if you want to be the protagonist, then you must turn on the electric fan first. If you don't turn on the electric fan, If there is no cause for turning on the electric fan, then there will naturally be no effect of the Japanese fan. However, this story will still exist. After all, someone will turn on the electric fan and become the protagonist in the story. " "How could anyone turn on the Japanese fan!" Android is indeed a qualified complainer. "Caosheng, you have discovered Hua Dian!" Jie Zuo shouted happily, "So everything we have is earned by ourselves. It is an accident that we can sit here talking and eating together, and it is also a necessity. So, IOS, for our efforts and friendship, drink this cup!" Jie Zuo said with a smile, and handed his cup to Android and picked up Android's cup. Everyone had never seen such a serious Jie Zuo, and they were all lost in thought. Android clinked the cup with Xie Zuo in a daze and poured it into his mouth, but did not notice Jie Zuo's evil gaze. Just as Android took his first sip, Jie Zuo quickly put down his glass, "The rocket barrage is coming!" Poof! All the wine in Android's mouth squirted onto the ground. "Unlock!!" Android's face turned red instantly, he picked up the ice-cold happy water next to him and drank it crazily. Xie Zuo scratched his head in embarrassment, "Is my charm so great? IOS blushed when he saw me. As expected of me, hehehe." Android shouted to Jie Zuo murderously, "Did you put the horseradish in the wine!!" "What the hell are you doing? Is it true that someone is innocent?" Xie Zuo said righteously, "What does Xie Zuo's matter have to do with me? But Xie Zuo is such a frugal person that he didn't waste any of the horseradish he prepared for the octopus sashimi!" "I'm going to kill you!" Said Android, raising his fist to fight Xie Zuo. "Thirty years to Hedong, thirty years to Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty!" Jie Zuo ran away when he saw something was not going well. The two of them ran towards the door of the restaurant one after the other. Passing by the front desk, Jie Zuo quickly shouted, "Tell your boss to take care of Lao Ba for me!" And then ran out in a hurry. The remaining three people at the table looked at these two people and were speechless for a while. "Is nothing going to happen?" K. K said easily. Qi Zhu took a lobster and said, "Worrying about Jie Zuo is better than worrying about whether we can finish the food on this big table." The dining table was filled with happy air again.

After watching the first cultist that I defeated, let me share my thoughts. The protagonist is a virgin, the kind of person who works for others even when others harm him. I like the crazy second personality more than the protagonist. This kind of protagonist who hurts himself and does not retaliate is very disturbing to watch.

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Because I rolled for too long, I didn't have time to go to the toilet and I suffocated to death. (Complete the book) Everyone can go find new books.

The author is so miserable. Why is the book so beautiful but so popular? Is it because most readers are normal people that they can't understand it? Since reading this book, my mental illness has become much better.