Grant Me Peace

[A little teasing] Mu: The doctor says my stomach isn't in good shape. Liang: Is this your way of asking me to support you? Mu: No, he told me to go easy on the jealousy. [A second round] Liang: Have you decided how you want to die? Mu: Dying from your love. Liang: Looks like you can't stop eating shit. Mu: Well, I'm your devoted lapdog. [One more round] Liang: You need to see a doctor. I'm worried you have a split personality. Mu: No, only you can cure my lovesickness! Liang: Shameless. I'm going to eat. Mu: Is food as delicious as me? I'm a feast for the eyes and the palate, with member-only packages. For someone like you, I can offer all kinds of ongoing versions to keep you hooked for the rest of your life. [Mr. Mu: Broad-minded as the sea, with a boundless ocean of jealousy.] [Miss Liang: Ignore him. Let him drown.] [Other people's romances are all sweet. Liang Wangqiu suspects she's taking part in a comedy-sketch anthology.] [Other people's school buses go to kindergarten. Mu Yi'an tears along mountain roads at full speed.]