Tapping Song

"Hello interviewers, my name is Xu Ping, I am 23 years old this year. As I said in the river, things pass away like a man, day and night. Life is about great joy, ups and downs of alcohol, and no beauty. I don't want to work for a long time, but only draw a loyal heart and bow for the company..." The interviewer raised his hand and interrupted: "Okay, your Sichuan dialect is very standard. Next." Xu Ping smiled and said: "Brother, this is a homophonic joke. It seems you didn't get it. It's okay. Let me introduce myself again..." The interviewer said: "No need, we have read the resume you just handed in. I am a college dropout and does not meet our company's standards. OK, next..." This "next" sentence was loud and was shouted to the people queuing outside. A person waiting at the door hurriedly opened the door and entered. When Xu Ping saw this, he had no choice but to get up and muttered: "If I go down and get hit by a car, it's all thanks to you..." But what he never expected was that Xu Ping's words came true and he was hit by a car...