Spring Tide

In the third year of Longshuo of the Great Zhou Dynasty, the Tengu eclipsed the sun, and the Emperor's ooze fell like a shower of stars. A huge ball of Emperor's ooze fell on the east mountain of Gusu City in Jiangdong, and the majestic and tragic tide began! A certain lady said: "Mr. Lu from Gusu is the most beautiful in the world. When I saw her today, it actually made me blush and feel hot -" Lu Chaosheng: "My descendants of the Lu family will never eat soft rice!" A female director said: "You have a face that God will reward you with. Why don't you make a movie with me?" Lu Chaosheng: "I, a descendant of the Lu family, have made it my lifelong ambition to kill the dark species, and I will never rely on my reputation to make a living!" A certain earl: "You have leaks in your pubic area and have lost the talent of a prince. Do you think it is appropriate for my beloved daughter to marry you again?" Lu Chaosheng: "..."