Can You Please Call Me Chief?

My name is Qiu Chang. I am an unlucky guy, a broom star, and a chief among non-chiefs. I'm very unlucky, and I can make others even more unlucky than me. Buying instant noodles only with seasoning packets, buying lollipops with only sticks is just child's play. Things like exploding cesspools in the toilet are basic operations, so don't mess with me. By the way, that female sword fairy over there is my wife. She is very beautiful, right? Do you want a wife like this? As long as you read my story, I will suck away your bad luck. Then it will be easy to find a perfect wife, and it will be easy to get rich... "Chief, are you bragging again? Why don't you come back and cook!" "It's coming! It's coming... Don't listen to my wife's nonsense, I never brag, really!"