I Only Make Bad Movies

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，，，，，，， Before the plot of Transformers, Qin and Zhou had almost the same settings. They were both tsundere (their emotional lines almost always appeared together, competing on stage for jealousy, breaking scandals, meeting parents, etc.). Qin had more of a character than Zhou who had a crush on the male protagonist in college and loved to play with motorcycles. However, because the descriptions used to describe these two settings are all in one stroke without too much development, the two people are not distinguished in terms of personality. Especially the real heroine Qin Yao, in the middle and late stages, there is a feeling of forcibly advancing the emotional drama. Then he forcibly promoted the emotional scene and then tortured Chu. This operation almost sent people away. In the early and middle stages, Chu's character was the most complete and complete, whether it was the appearance of this character or the various subsequent conversations with the male protagonist, actions and details (the plot of going to France and Hollywood with the male protagonist, the plot of renting a house, the birthday plot) , asking the male protagonist what he thinks of Gong, Feng and others, as well as some trivial dialogues (not to mention one by one), Chu is much better than other characters in character creation. Such a perfect female protagonist template, even if the emotional scene is forcibly interrupted, there is also a wave of housebreaking. To be honest, this is not abusing the character, it is abusing the reader. When I was writing this book review, I was thinking about the personalities of these female characters. I can only say that it would be a pity not to be the heroine if Chu is so well-shaped. If the emotional line of Chu's birthday is advanced, and then the emotional line of the book can be written about the reconciliation between Chu and Chu's father, there is still hope. However, there is no way to choose the heroine. Again, if it had been established that Qin was the heroine, she would have been more perfect, instead of forcing the plot forward and making her less than a supporting character.

Let's be honest! It seems that the author has become more pretentious since The World God Only Knows. I wonder what your original intention and style was in writing this book! But the reason why I chose to collect it is because it is funny and decompressing. And then suddenly it started to get deeper? A spoof of our youth? Gone?

To be honest, it was really uncomfortable to read the first few chapters from the mythology: 1. Let's not talk about copying Transformers into the mythology. As far as the plot is concerned, I felt that it was anticlimactic. The details were not clearly written, and it was very stiff and embarrassing. 2. The emotional aspect keeps going back and forth. The protagonist's indecision and lack of emotional foreshadowing greatly reduce the viewing experience. 3. Although Shen Lang is the protagonist, I feel like the whole world is revolving around him, especially in the chapters of King of Singers, I feel like the big guys are collectively outwitting me. It is indeed more fun to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger, but after this job is completed, it will be a bad job, and it is no different from those brainless cool articles. I still hope that the author will take a few days to rest, carefully review the outline, and write down the details clearly, so as not to let the book start high and low, and end up unfinished. 😊

I will tell you directly that the emotional line of this book has been completely destroyed. If you think I am talking nonsense, fine, I will tell you in detail, not too far, it is less than a hundred chapters. It is obvious that Zhou and Qin are opposites. This has been explained in the plot of Shen Lang going to Zhou and Qin's family for dinner. Then in Chapters 68 to 71, the author clearly wrote that Shen Lang stated that he did not want to choose either Zhou or Qin to pass the meal. Then in the plot not long after, Shen Lang saw Chu He celebrating his birthday alone. In that room, he booked a movie theater to celebrate his birthday. On her birthday, she also told her that she could go home with her, visit her parents, and so on. I believe that after reading this, it is obvious that Chu He is the heroine, but the author also said in some miscellaneous chapters that he has been increasingly out of ideas recently, haha, and then, Chu He returned to France alone, and then inexplicably opened an inexplicable company with his inexplicable sister, and became a different person , is completely different from the Chu He character created by the previous author. A person's personality can be changed because of some things, but if you can change so powerfully, it is definitely incorrect. Then Shen Lang also said many times in the article that he has no real liking for Qin or Zhou. When filming the chapter of the Metamorphosis Myth script, Shen Lang stated that he would not choose either of the two. When He was alone, the emotional line was already relatively clear. When Shen Lang told Chu He what was wrong with his parents and that he could go back with him, the emotional line was already extremely clear. But at this time, the author was inexplicably attracted to Chu He's plot and character. After dozens of chapters, Shen Lang said in a conversation that he didn't like Chu He either, and then in the next article Chapter forty-six and forty-seven, that is, "Confession 1" and "Confession 2", Qin Yao confesses to Shen Lang, and many people Shen Lang knows come to interfere, and then Shen Lang accepts the confession. Well, seeing this, I am already confused about the emotional line of this book. The writing is a mess. This is a problem with the author's own writing ideas. The already clear emotional line has become like this. , Just like you obviously saw the chef cooking for you with the freshest and fattest fish, but what was put in front of your eyes was a magical biscuit. I just felt baffled. Then after Qin Yao confessed, the author diverted the reader's attention and wrote that I am not the god of medicine. There are many plots that the author of this book has been unable to grasp. Of course, it is mainly about the emotional line. In this book, no matter how it appears, Style, emotional communication between characters, or any detailed description, Chu He should be the protagonist, this should be a matter of course. Some people will say that Qin Yao knew Shen Lang from the beginning, and even filmed with Shen Lang when he was a child, but he also wrote about it later. When Shen Lang returned to his hometown to search for memories, the author also deliberately downplayed the relationship between the two, and wrote At this point, I thought of a question. Shen Lang went back to look for memories, but inexplicably ended up resisting cultural invasion. The development of the plot... Some people will say that Qin Yao is the heroine, no matter what, but it is obvious that after the transformation of the myth script, the kiss scene, and the dialogue between Shen Lang and her, the emotional line of Zhou Qin has been abandoned... This book is a very good novel. What I'm talking about is that in the past, many people were put off by the plot of the myth of transformation, but I felt that I liked that plot, but this inexplicable emotional line directly persuaded me to quit. I just want to say that it is inexplicable, inexplicable, inexplicable, Chu He's plot is also broken, the character is also broken, and the emotional line is broken. What else can I say?

It still doesn't feel right. If you want to film Transformers, you should film it well. It is completely inconsistent to copy ancient myths into it, and problems with the plot are simply an inevitable result. This is also a common problem in Chinese movies: it is obviously telling another story, but they want to add ancient legends into it. As a result, both their own movie and the mentioned ancient legends are so ruined. I don't know why today's filmmakers are so lacking in creativity. If the story is well told, who cares if the character has appeared in ancient times before? If you insist on bringing in ancient IPs that have nothing to do with each other and die together, it will harm others and yourself!

Highly recommended, no peeing spots throughout the whole process The more books I read, the harder it becomes to concentrate on them. When I read novels this year, the only things I could read were the playfulness of The Catastrophe of All Races and the driving skills of Da Feng. It is the first time this year that I can laugh more than a dozen times in every chapter and can draw people into it. Not even the noble prince of the Tang Dynasty could make me laugh more than a dozen times in one chapter... Nowadays, reading books is more about business. I force myself to read. There are not many who can wait for updates 😌

The Transformation Myth was written too deliberately, and it didn't leave much of the Transformers shadow. Why should the protagonist be a silly boy who buys a second-hand car? This is very American value. If you really want to write the Transformation Myth as a long-term story, and we can't see the real movie, you can straighten out the settings before writing. You don't need to fill in the world view at once, just lay a foundation. There is no need to write it in the same way. It has to have a fool protagonist to save the world. I wonder if the fool protagonist is a connected person. If you want to write a series, you can definitely highlight the grand scenes in it, and focus on the destruction rather than the crowds. You have brought out all the great gods in mythology at once, how can you film another one in the book? Are you going to continue making this up? As far as this paragraph is concerned, if this movie really existed, it would feel like Chen Kaige's Wuji level, spending the most money to tell the worst story, and you wrote it in a mess.

I am an audiobook user, I hope the author can see this post I really hope that foreigners can do it, and then the author will put a lot of dialogue about what xxx is not working, what's wrong with xxx, for several pages, occasionally such disgusting dialogue, frowning after listening to it, just forget it, but it has been recurring recently, Listening to books really makes me feel disgusted, because I have to keep listening to those useless words, which makes me very irritated. I don't know if the author is exhausted and the plot progress feels very slow, so I use this method. But consider the feelings of listening users. Reading users can skip it with a few quick clicks, while listening users have to listen to it slowly. It is really torture.

This book was good at first, and the plot was humorous and attractive. But as some book friends said, after the plot of China City, it straightened out. Although the plot promotes the change of the protagonist's status, it also exposes the author's writing problem. He did not handle the plot after the status rose well, like "the emperor used a golden pole to carry water". The chapters after the epilogue are actually unnecessary, they have no feeling, just like a running account. Before Huaxia City and Behind Huaxia City, it's as if they were written by different authors. Uncomfortable.

Never forget your original intention and keep your mission in mind! Author, do you agree with this sentence? After reading this book for so long, it seems that it hasn't been published yet! Before reading this book, I thought it was difficult to write good works nowadays! Later, you, the author, wrote this book, which is a masterpiece! I want a word review for every chapter! Consider it a holy book! Watch again and again! Now one chapter is over in less than a minute! Remember it often! What a sigh! I think it's more like moaning for nothing! In the beginning, I won the award and used quotes from real celebrities, but later on, the memory looped endlessly! ! ! Or innovate! Or a lump sum! I still like the Chicken Soup for the Soul that I just started, and how to use every opportunity! Although the protagonist is developed, I still feel that it is too fast! Facing the world alone! And it's unique! ! ! Only through collision and opposition can there be sparks! Forget it, it suddenly feels boring and I don't want to talk about it anymore! Just take a look! If you don't like it any day, just cancel your subscription! If you don't like it, don't complain, long live understanding!

It seemed fine at the beginning, but it started to feel like a routine later on, and there was something wrong with the emotional line. As I watched it, I felt like I couldn't stand it, and I felt like I was watching the same story over and over again.

It is suggested that the author change the title of the book to "The Awesomeness I Bragged (Achieved) in Those Years" for the following reasons: 1. The first part of the book still fits the title "I Can Only Make Bad Movies" because the first movie the protagonist made was mistakenly considered a bad movie, but the subsequent movies were not said to be bad movies at all. So the title is a bit inconsistent, and it's foreseeable that subsequent movies with the protagonist won't be considered bad at first. 2. Shen Lang always brags before filming starts, and all of them come true. Looking at Shen Lang's entrepreneurial journey, it can be said that it is made up of awesome things, so the title of the book should revolve around "bragging" and "realizing". 3. The protagonist does not just make movies, he also runs a decoration company, a special effects company, and an animation company, so the title of the book does not match.

The controversial part of the transformation myth: The Three Emperors. Several versions of the Three Emperors: Account 1: During the Spring and Autumn Period, Lao Dan once listed the Three Emperors up and down: The Three Emperors were the Three Ancient Emperors: Wanghuo, Yuejian and Jufang. This is the name of the clan, and the corresponding familiar saying is: Emperor of Heaven, Emperor of Earth, Emperor of Thailand. The Taihuang refers to the Human Emperor. When Sima Zhen of the Tang Dynasty supplemented the Anthology of the Three Emperors, he added that the Taihuang refers to the Human Emperor clan and the Nine-Headed One. And [Suirenshi] who drills wood to make fire; The sage built the wood [Youchao clan]; There is also the "Zhi Sheng" who teaches everyone to carry out handicraft production, and it is the third emperor. But in Zhuangzi, there is no distinction between superior and inferior. It is said that the three of them were the three emperors of that era. Statement 2: This is Shiben's statement: Shiben regards Fuxi, Shennong, and Huangdi as the three emperors, and Shaohao, Zhuanxu, Gao Xin, Tang Yao, and Yushun as the five emperors. (This statement is popular in many books. In this system of argument: if the Yellow Emperor is the Three Emperors, he cannot be the Five Emperors, and if he is the Five Emperors, he cannot be the Three Emperors. Therefore, in many books, if the Yellow Emperor is not ranked among the Three Emperors, then he is basically the first among the Five Emperors, and his son Shaohao may be removed.) Account 3: The version of the Three Emperors, Fuxi and Shennong, comes from the Book of Shangshu. Story 4: The three emperors are "Fuxi, Nuwa, and Shennong", which comes from "Customs and Customs", and "Baihu Tongyi" replaces Nuwa with Zhu Rong. As for the one that everyone is familiar with and often appears in the ancient world: "Zhenyishi" is a fictional character, and there is no record of this character in any classics. The ability of the Zhenyi family to "begin to make clothes" is actually the merit of the Youchao family. So the Zhenyi clan is actually the Youchao clan. At the same time, there are many versions of the Five Emperors, but the last three basically remain unchanged, that is, Emperor Ku, Yao, and Shun remain unchanged. As for the first few, sometimes Zhuanxu is excluded and Shaohao is added, sometimes Shaohao is excluded and Huangdi is added, and sometimes Huangdi is excluded and added to the next two... As for Dayu, he is generally in a state of divine concealment and is not included in the Five Emperors under normal circumstances. Only when talking about the Five Elements Emperors, Dayu will appear as the Earth Emperor. There is another important factor why Dayu is not ranked among the Five Emperors, and that is his son Qi, who posthumously named him King of Xia.

It is rare to see such a good entertainment article in the book circle. The logic and emotion of each plot point are very rich. Maybe it is because after reading "The Lord of Mysteries", I fell in love with this kind of work with rich logic. There are too many laughs. I grinned just looking at it. My colleagues thought I was crazy 🤔🤔🤔 It gives people an immersive feeling!

I have been reading the latest version, and I feel that the author is too strong. It is more enjoyable, reasonable and better than the previous one. It was predicted that the movie was shot but no theaters showed it, and then it was released in the theaters of the rich second generation and became a hit. (Based on foreshadowing, I hope it's different, it doesn't matter if it doesn't)

To be honest, this is the best work I have seen in the past few years. I think it is very good. I even feel like making a movie about the story in it. The author's writing style is very good, but it is a bit short.

The author's characterization is gradually getting better, but in comparison other aspects are much weaker. The highlight of the quality of the book is all in the characterization of the protagonist. As a result, reading many chapters in a row is like "fuck the book. Has the author been involved in pyramid schemes?" And only reading a few chapters is like "wtf. What the hell is this book?" To be honest, I thought it was a bad book when I started reading it. Later, I gradually became addicted. This feeling of going up and down is really a headache.

The current plot is quite interesting, but the progress of the plot is a bit slow. I hope the work can be more compact and maintain the current style. Believe me, it will definitely be popular.

Can you please update it quickly? None of the production team's donkeys have such a rest as you.

After raising the baby for a month, I came back and read a few chapters. I felt very depressed. Although there are quite a few flaws in the front, I can still accept these flaws when reading the novel. As for "The Myth of Transformation", the plot aside, judging from the response after the release, it can be said to be very successful. The special effects are not as good as " How bad is "Interstellar", but in the end, the domestic box office is still not as good as "Interstellar". The author does not underestimate the enthusiasm of Chinese people for domestic movies. If in reality, a movie with similar quality is released at the same time as "Avatar", even if it is of lower quality, the box office will definitely be higher than "Avatar". Among the domestic box office movies in the past years, only "Big Ship", "Avatar" and "Avengers 4" have ranked first in the annual box office. In other years, the number one domestic box office box office has been domestic movies. Although this is related to some national policies, don't underestimate the enthusiasm and expectations of Chinese people for domestic movies. And in the article, there is not even a domestic film protection month, completely opening up the market, which is a bit irrational, and completely denying domestic films a chance to survive. Not to mention the movies with the protagonist are great, no matter how powerful the protagonist is, there will only be one movie a year, or at most two, and at that time, the protagonist is just a newcomer with some ability.

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I finished the update in two days, and I really like the character creation. As an angry young man, I like the positive and clever cooperation part, and I also like the unique sedimentation part. However, I feel that this work is not very suitable for reading chapters. It will separate the emotions. It is a pity that the storyline is not complete. I hope the author will work hard to update without getting exhausted 😁

Let me first make a guess. The script of this new plot, Six-Eared Macaque, will be overstretched. As the saying goes, too much step will lead to trouble. Let's not talk about the various official government Weibo accounts mentioned above. How can I open a Weibo account to stare at you just to rush to leave a message for you to see it as soon as possible (I really feel speechless at this point, because the protagonist has not given me the feeling that he is so awesome, and it feels abrupt to me). The following people described how shocking the script was from every angle, and I knew that the author might want to go through the same process as before with the myth-transformation, and wanted to make a movie that was very informative and had philosophy, social darkness, and special effects. But this is a novel, and readers cannot watch the movie, and the description of the scenes does not create the atmosphere as well as the description of the dialogues between the characters. Even if all the characters in the book say that the movie is great, most readers will be confused. Also, the recent plot is a bit watery. The expression has been successfully achieved. There is no need for various new characters and then unskilled blowing. What is needed is to have a deep impression on each of the existing important characters, and the impressive characters can promote the development of the plot.

Sanhe Come on, author,

From now on, I will never just pick one and book it all before getting on the plane. All the original scripts in the whole text cannot be described as bad at all, I can only say that they are extremely bad. It deserves to be said that the script is not easy to sell. You have no talent in this area at all. Just write and copy the public to catch the popularity of the real master.

Please be careful, I have something to say to Wuma Xing. If you can update it ten times a day, I will stand on my head and wash my hair. There are pictures and videos to prove it.

Is it dirty? Why don't you start a new book without taking a good rest? Why are you writing about novels without taking a rest every day?

Why did you start to feel disgusted after writing the confession plot? I was really disgusted when I saw the plot of Transformers before it was released. If you don't understand the emotional scenes, don't write anymore. Is your new book more interesting?

It can be banned until 2054, which is powerful enough