I Think I Enrolled in a Fake University

“Briefly describe the rise of internal alchemy and its value as a reference for modern life sciences.”

“I don’t know.”

“Then tell me what you think of the Method of Preserving Thought.”

Ye Yibai shook his head again.

“Tell me what you think of our school.”

Ye Yibai rubbed his nose. “I’m from the countryside. I’ve never heard of your esteemed school.”

“Are rural areas really that cut off from the world?”

Ye Yibai blushed. “Actually, I’m from the mountains. I only came out recently. I’m not from the countryside. I was bragging.”

“Good. You’re accepted!”

(This is a story about carefree, lazy days on campus.)